Coconuts

As i was walking back with the idiotic Tan Su Ning, she was constantly doing all the UNexpected stuffs to her bestest friend in the whole wide world……me. So before u can say or do anything to me Su Ning, the reason i said this is because i was tolerating with you. A friend full of patience and indeed tolerating with all your selfish eh no i meant painful acts.:cute:

Facts about Su Ning :

1. Pulling skirts - Pulling other girl’s skirts up is a common thing for Su Ning while crossing the road where cars are swish-swooshing at the corner where u are only 0.000001mm away from the car. Therefore, my theory for that is that she is trying to murder her friends. That’s her way. First of all, when she pulls a girl’s skirt up. The driver will get turned on and he will get out of control. Hence the car will swissh swoosh to the girl next to Su Ning and die…

2. Screaming - Everyday, Su Ning will laugh or screams even at the slightest thing. Even when a mosquito is flying. Okay that’s exaggerating. Anyways, a primary school girl was holding a packet drink of some pinky pinky drinks(the type of pink that i don’t like) and started running towards somebody at the back of us. She threw her drink into the drain where there’s this type of grill and splash!! All the pinky liquid came splashing all over the floor while we were observing it. Su Ning started screaming and jumping around like as though i just pinched her arse which never fails to turn her on.:evil:

3. Squeezing - EVERY SINGLE TIME, when someone touches Su Ning, anywhere and everywhere her hands will squeeze any part of your body. Try squeezing yourself and you won’t feel a thing not to say that we are weak but Su Ning is damn bloody STRONG!! She doesn’t drink ‘tongkat Ali’ also..

Well i only can list 3 facts of Su Ning cause if you want me to list EVERYTHING about her. I’m afraid it’s impossible as zillion and zillion of facts about Su Ning are discovered each and every single second you breathe. All i can say is Beware of SU NING!! I emphasize the word..BEWARE:stress:

2 Comments

  1. Posted 19th May 2006 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    Oh Mei Yan, shut up. You made me sound like a total asshole. WTH???
    1. Pulling up skirt, is not to turn people on you idiot. It’s to express my er… Ketakutan.
    2. I was screaming cause I thought the small girl wanted to throw the packet of drink to me okay!!! SHE WAS LIKE SO NEAR ME WHEN SHE THREW THE WATER!!!
    3. YES!!! I AM A STRONG WOMAN! STRONG STRONG STRONG. You WEAK FELLA!!!!
    Mei yan, so kan you wrote a NASTY post about me, you berjaga jaga laaa…. Next post in my blog is about YOU! :P

  2. Posted 19th May 2006 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

    wooohh i already got alot of things from u from all your previous posts okay:sad:

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