Sha Niu’s Story

I got this message from one of my friend today. Was reading it and i can’t help myself from rolling on the floor laughing!!:yummy: Thought that i might share with all of you as i don’t want you to miss out on something that is this funny!!:down:

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of
men and women differ so much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their
head, and women with their heart.

Here’s a sad one from a guy:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you
to hold me.” I said “What???!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear.. . . . .

“You’re not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman, enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man.” She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off work
to spend time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went
shopping at a big, big department store. I walked
around with her while she tried on several different,
very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which
one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went onto the jeweler department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you . . . . she was so excited! She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I
started to think she was testing me, because she
asked for a tennis bracelet, when she doesn’t even
know how to play tennis. I think I threw her
for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted
out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?!”

I then said “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”

And just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love
me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.