Sha Niu’s Story

Okay i woke up at 8.41 this morning and realizing that i have a tuition at 9 o’clock SHARP at Kasturi which is located about 20 mins away from my place. I was so so panicked and my dad was cutting grass in the garden and i had no idea where my mum was. So there was i struggling and running around doing what i usually do in 30 minutes in 6 minutes. So i can’t have my breakfast eventhough my teacher warned us last week because he is going to teach something nasty today.

Anyway, my teacher was teaching us about parasites today which will weakened our body or even worse :shock:. And he stated that the orang asli(indegenious people) in Kuantan doesn’t use toilet bowl but they dig a 6 feet deep hole and place a wood plank over the hole. I seriously have no idea how they want to use it but as soon as teacher explained on HOW to use it. I almost puke:blank:. This is how they use it. They would stand on the wood plank and just squat down and fresh made chocolate muffins will come out. That’s the way he explained it. Now i can’t eat chocolate muffins anymore. But wait there’s more!! :???:. He was giving us examples of 3 parasites. This is how he described it.

1. Tapeworm - A triangular shaped headed worm that can slim you down. Found in your intestine. The longest tapeworm recorded in the Guiness Book of Record is 6.0m.
Methods to remove : Sit down and relax in the toilet bowl and enjoy the painless process. When the worm’s head can be seen, pull it slowly so it wouldn’t break halfway and get stucked. It’s easy!! Just think you are pulling a sausage.

2. Forgotten what’s the name worm - Can be found in a large number inside the body. As big as the ‘lou shi fun’(type of mee where you can find at any Chinese stalls) or cili padi. It wouldn’t cause any pain also.
Methods to remove : Sit down and relax in the toilet bowl also. But the worms will be rushing out and splashing around like water. [ He even drew us a picture of the worms rushing out from the human anus ]

3. Maldina worms- Can only be found in Africa. A person can be infected by it no matter you are wearing a slipper or you are not as the worm can climb up your slipper without you noticing and dig holes on the sole of your foot or feet. The hole can be explained like : take a plasticine and use your Stabilo pen to poke on it. That’s the size of your hole. There can be MANY MANY holes on your foot or feet.
Methods to remove : If it is in a mild condition, the doctor will use a toothpick and dig out the worms painlessly and leaving no scar. But if you discovered it very very late, there will be holes on your foot or feet leaving scar and you CANT wear heels or flip flops for the REST OF YOUR LIFE cause it’s ugly.

So you see i’m sitting right in front of him and he was giving me a nasty snarl as he had asked me earlier whether i had my breakfast or not. So i was puking there right in front of him and he purposely describe it in the MOST NASTY OR DISGUSTING way he could. Mean isn’t he? And he dare asked me which type of parasites i want! He introduced me to get the tapeworm and break the Guiness world of records to get a 6.1m long tapeworm. What a teacher:ouch:. Asking the students to get parasites. Lastly, i’ll post something he said today on another post as it is super long too!! But i can assure you that it is not as long as this.

ps: he can draw really nice pictures.