So sorry for my absence for the past few weeks. Supposedly trials for SPM will be in 60 days time, but the school have to make our lives more miserable, hence they brought it forward by 30 days. Let’s see, i’m taking 11 subjects. Therefore, there’s only like 3 or less days for me to stuff in all the form 4 and form 5 syllabus into my sexy brain? :grumpy: :grumpy: My school is the best!
Anyway, when i was Form 2(2004) i came up with a theory that proves that gravity does NOT exists! But somehow, i forgotten what is it. Fear not! I’ve thought of a new theory just a few weeks back. So one day, i just woke up and poof! i thought of this brilliant theory that can reduce the deaths of many many people. I know right, i deserve way more than just a noble prize LOL.
As we all know, accidents happen everyday. Be it serious or not so serious, we still have to do whatever we can do prevent it. According to MY theory, people won’t get knocked down by a car from now onwards. Don’t believe? Read on.
Way Number 1
Normally, people get knocked down by a car because the vehicle is speeding. Due to the slow reflex of some people, they just stand there and wait to be knocked down by the car. Hence it will be something like this.
People of the world, to avoid this situation, when a car is speeding towards you next time, just jump onto the bonnet and balance yourself like a Spiderman pose. Eventually the car will slow down, and you’re safe!!
Way Number 2
Ask help from the superheroes LA!!! Ever watched powerpuff girls, batman & robin, spiderman, superman, super ex-girfriend, astroboy, fantastic four or not???
Plus, superheroes might be busy sometimes, so go for superhero classes so you can save yourself next time.
Way Number 3
If you do not like the first two methods, there’s always number 3!! This way however, no need kung fu everything. Got money then okay lor! Just pay 10.50 dollar then you can have a Pink Butt helmet where nothing can destroy it. Fire, lightning, atomic bomb all also cannot! HAh this time car want to knock you also will be bounced to Holland!
Plus, this helmet will make everybody look so cute also!!
Of course safe la!! Don’t think twice anymore, stocks are limited.
Hurry up and go buy la!! Now mega sale!! ‘When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping’. I got that slogan from today’s Star Newspaper anyways LOL. :yummy: Please kindly proceed to the nearest cashier.
Conclusion, deaths can be prevented if you follow all these great theories. The greatest person with the greatest mind(bwahahaha) who came up with these theories is~~~~~
ME ME ME ME!! Someone who loves to put ice-cream all over her mouth!! :dead: :dead: :dead:
HEHEHE i know all of you must be feeling very the something. It’s either you’ll ask yourself why you didn’t thought of this earlier or you’re just speechless cause i came up with something so good.
I’ve done the family real proud. See?? Crying also got!
There must be quite a number of you out there who still have doubts whether this will work or not right?
Trust me la, i’ve done this thing before i post it wan. Just that when i was doing it, the car is stationary. Hence, if you do not want to be roast chicken.
Better follow la.
Don’t come and blame me if you do it wrongly AH!
3 Comments
LOL Melissa you never fail to make my laugh until I go nuts everytime I read your post! It’s purely funny and humourous :cute: haha! I love that funky theory of yours! It’s sorta interesting! Anyway I’m so sorry to hear that your Prelims are brought forward by 30 days - that’s a lot of days when you can study lots of stuff! The schools out there are to make life difficult for everyone :dead: hang in there Melissa!
hahaha i just got that theory in my head when i woke up. And i was thinking AH YES I’M SO BRILLIANT!! more famous than isaac newton la like that LOL!! and lol ya the trials got brought forward. Kinda worried. Ok not kinda, very worried. haha at least there’s only like 5 more months or less of school. Then again, i’ll miss school.
Update melissa update… if you don’t update I’ll come and haunt you! Muahahaha