Sha Niu’s Story

So you know why i became siao??? I’LL TELL YOU ALL WHY!!!

CAUSE I’VE BEEN STALKED BY A FROGMAN!

So let me take you to the story behind that evil sentence.

Once upon a time, Melissa Lee Mei Yan was bathing and singing The Sweet Escape song by Gwen Stefani and suddenly saw a green thing jumped around. She thought that something dropped from the sky and then she thought again, ‘Impossible! My toilet got ceiling WAN ok!!’. Then see see, it’s a frog that sticks onto the wall!!!! It’s FROGMAN!!! LIke it’s immitating Spiderman OKAY!! Like instead of shooting webs, it shoots the tongue out like slurp slurp or whatever sound effect okay. The Sweet Escape song slowly fades away and LOUD screaming like the frequency is 100000Hz was heard. The FROG JUMPS was all she can said. She was shocked la that frog can jump at that time. Like BIG TIME DISCOVERY eh!

Aiya long story short, the frog she killed long time ago must have sent a message to their great grandchildren to go take revenge. Like i still have the picture of the great grandfather lor.

hahahahaha!!! i purposely put the ‘read more’ button after all of you have seen the frog picture!! Anyway children, the story haven’t ends. So after she discovered that the frog can jump, she took out a glowing sword from out of nowhere and stabbed the frog until it jumps down the window to escape.

The Sweetest Escape indeed.

That was a ten thousand years ago story btw. But today, i found THE FROGMAN AGAIN!! And i’m not allowed to kill it because my mother said Frog = Money. Hence when frog comes, money comes. Then Ahem Ahem COughs Coughs, i officially invite all the frogs to come to my house OKAY!

Anyways suddenly i’m craving for this.

Like if you want to treat me this, i wouldn’t mind.

And guess what?? I discovered that i have my weird ways of taking pictures.

Oh and guess what for the second time? I’m counting the amount of scoldings that i have that was thrown at me WHEN i’m so innocent.

1.The assistant lab scolded me cause i was touching my friend’s bag at that VERY TIME. The rules stated that we’re NOT supposed to bring our bags into the lab and my prefect friend didn’t know that such rules exist. Brilliant. So the lab aunty was saying ‘U DUNNO THE LAB RULES AH GIRL? HAIYO SO BIG TILL NOW ALSO DUNNO‘ (me: but aunty it’s not my bag..) ‘U STILL DUNNO RULES AR‘ (me: it’s not mine..) ‘U ALL ALWAYS DON’T FOLLOW RULES‘ and then she nags and nags till i gave up i said ‘ok aunty i go put okay‘.

And then she makes my butt so pain instead of headache, so i go sleep during Biology lessons. It was a 2 minute sleep la. Then teacher saw me and of all questions like ‘Melissa, why are you sleeping?’ she asked me ‘Eh Melissa why today you’re not so high?’ like LOL!!!