Sha Niu’s Story

Happy Chinese New Year Everyone!!! I’ve been so lazy these days that i don’t even feel like walking. Yes i’m that lazy. I did the same thing as everyone every single year. Gather with the daddy’s family and have a dinner at some restaurant mainly because we don’t have to wash plates.

Day before Chinese New Year

Yes that’s me before the dinner.

Oh oh look at my toe nails!! I think my toes are old already. Look at the skin.

We ate at this restaurant far far away from my house.

I don’t really like it except the crunchy crunchy stuffs.

Some of the desserts served. This is my first time seeing these desserts. Like nobody served me mandarin oranges before as a dessert. But then again, i was too lazy to peel. I have no idea since when i’ve became so lazy.

Day 1

As usual, went around and collect angpaoS and drink Yeo’s packet drinks and eat cookies/fried stuffs/chinese new year food. It was a pretty tiring day lah.

Day 2

Was at my Grandma’s house from morning till night. Playing blackjack and Chor Dai Di with my Grandma,Aunty, Uncle, Cousin and Daddy. Daddy won all our money. Know why i’m happy?? Because i’ll get some of it anyway LOL. After losing to my dad, went up to the balcony to shoot pigeons. Just like the old days.

You can say i’m bathing the pigeons. Don’t worry, i didn’t kill any of them. In fact our aim was out la.

Wearing red shirt to increase my Ongness.

Even my dog is enjoying her dinner today.

Day 3

A day where i have to attend 3 Chinese New Year Parties. First stop, Valerie’s House.

I must say, her house is HUGE, BIG, VERY VERY BIG you can fit in 10000 godzillas in it. Sang karaoke and played Blackjack with the girls. Camwhored a lot but it’ll be a trouble to put it here.

Next stop was Marcia’s house.

Went there with Fawn, Shalini, and Su Ning. Was there for an hour or two and moving on to Sue Anne’s house.

The view outside her house.

The woman and I. We were reading Roxy Magazines and we decided to manipulate it a little.

Like the magazine portrayed fun and happiness when you’re wearing Roxy outfits. But somebody[i forgotten who] suggested we took the same thing. And it shall be called, The Art Of Masturbation.

Just getting started : Climax : Satisfied

Now we know what the men think when they’re reading magazines.

Stayed over and watched American Pie movies back to back till it was 4.30. I think a guy was horny at that time la.

Day 4

Uncle picked me up from Sue Anne’s house and my aunt brought us to Sungai Wang to eat at Nando’s.

Yes that is my grandmother. Even my mother doesn’t eat Nando’s.

My HOT sauce babeh! Was freaking bloated after the meal. Walked for 4 hours then we’re heading to a restaurant for dinner with my parents all. It’s located right next to Methodist Boy School. Apparently, we’ve eaten there for more than 10 years. Talk about loyalty.

Now these 2 are my favourite desserts. Imagine 8 people eating a 10 person course dinner. I’m 5 months pregnant now. Where did all your saliva went??