Sha Niu’s Story

I realised i’ve been slacking this year for blogging of course which is i must say quite unlike me? I know some of you must be thinking ‘YA RIGHT!’ but take it as my mourning month for my pongo boy okay? Don’t misunderstood, i’m all okay now, i just moved on. Okay rubbish aside, i went to China a few weeks back to attend my sister’s wedding reception(again) in Shenyang. Went to KLIA airport at 9pm as the flight is on 12.30am (14th June) so we have a whole 3 hours before boarding the plane, so we take pictures.

There you go, it’s hard taking a picture with Tian korkor, this is a decent one! At least i think it is. First stop was Beijing, and 6 hours of flight isn’t a pleasant thing to brag about. As soon as the plane landed, for a moment i thought i was having some difficulty walking problem and the plane brought me 50 years into the future!

When we reached our hotel, we checked into 2 rooms to get some sleep. I chose to sleep with my sister and the brother so we got the room with 3 beds. FIRST THING i saw when i entered the room was this.

Dude, i’m not horny but it’s just that why is there a condom? Wait let me finish my question. WHY is there a condom in a room with 3 BEDS? Apparently, the condom is to prevent AIDS. Oh so strong! Walking down the streets in Beijing, occasionally you’ll see a vending machine kinda thing and no it’s not selling packets of tissues or drinks, it’s a machine full of condoms. I’m pretty sure that if someone is to buy the product, wouldn’t they be embarassed to have so many eyes laid upon you?

Soon after that, went to the forbidden city and along the way, i noticed something strange.

Are those coffins?? On a lamp post?? There was a lot of walking to do and it was drizzling at that time. I felt like i’m a huge green melon with two short legs that is going to fall anytime.

Jumping pictures are hard to take and that was our 3rd take i think. Boy oh boy, i so want to post the failed ones up but my sister wouldn’t let me because according to her, it’s embarassing. But again, i’ll help you imagine. Firstly you imagine us with legs bending and the face is filled with the expression of gathering all the energy we have to jump BUT our legs are still on the floor. Much like, let’s say, forcing the shit out. Walking in the forbidden city is like walking around KL for 10 years. Get the picture of how big it is right now?

Found Mushu’s(from Mulan movie) brother. By that time, i think it’s around 1 in the afternoon, my stomach was yearning for food.

Some weird-tasting food but it’s alright. That’s my meal and Tian was eating dog meat instead of chicken. Had some unique dinner that night after doing some walking around the streets searching for a decent looking restaurant with food that suits our taste buds.

Found this steamboat restaurant that uses herbal soup as the base. We had the herbal duck soup and it was damn good! The next place we had our meal was a big building loaded with DUCKS! 5-storey high or more just for a restaurant which is kind of ridiculous? Every step i take, a waitress will come and serve me, they’ll even help you press the life button! Hence, that is why my friend, we’re getting lazier and lazier because everything is done for us.

This is a very fattening dish indeed, u put it into your mouth, one bite and all the oil will be splattered across your inner mouth. You’ll like it if you are a big fan of fatty food.

It was good to have Peking Duck in Beijing. It feels and tastes different in a way.

Brought Chuck Taylors there. Had a same pair with my sister. I’ve always wanted to try all the fast food outlets in other countries so this is a good chance. Thank god it was raining that time and the food courts were full, so pizza hut was the last place they would ever dreamt of going to.

Went to a restaurant nearby for take-out. It was so good and i love it! Somehow, i like eating in a cozy home. Gives you the oomph feeling!

Lastly, a picture of me before the wedding reception.