Sha Niu’s Story

Now as most of the readers that have read this blog for quite some time would have know a lot about the person i’m going to talk about. Well not really know her but know who she is that is. This girl is the most amusing person i’ve seen so far and at first, i thought she’s just some lame crazy girl whose only going to be my classmate. I was wrong, we’ve became the best of friends since! I present you THE STUPID DATUK SERI SUNSHINE TAN SU NING!

You see her face and my face, who looks lamer you tell me?

For all these times, we are always there for each other no matter what moments we had, be it life-threatening moments, lame jokes moments, or even toilet shitting moments! You see, i’m not just saying it but i have PROVE!

For example, we were forced to be at a chemistry talk presented by a boring old man, and we really tried our lame best to be attentive but in the end, we slept away together, at the same time. You see the togetherness?!?! That’s what i’m talking about man!

Before i knew her, i was just an ordinary talkative girl who happens to be very naughty in class and have ordinary friends. Now, the impact on me after knowing her is, everything I do is lame. Be it the way i sit, talk or joke. It’s all related to the word LAME. She’s very influential in a lame way.

There were times where we would call each other and watch the same show(i.e. America’s Next Top Model) and the next day, i would annoy the shit out of her with any phrase that i’m fascinated with gotten from the tv show. For instance, I’m a Springbok. Other than that, we would come up with an idea of taking photos in the class, making use of the things we have in the classroom just to pretend we’re models. (We’re imitating one of the photoshoots taken in a coffin. Yes you imagine that cupboard as a coffin okay)

We are disgusting, wait SU NING is disgusting but I still love her because she’s my bitch and we talk about disgusting stuffs all the time.

Someone once told us that, our friendship is based on arguments because we would argue everyday over silly things like who’s supposed to sit here or who is supposed to be buying food at this time and everything.

But all I can say is, no matter what we argued over, it’ll soon be forgotten within minutes not that because we’re kind souls and would forgive easily. It’s because we’re both very forgetful.

Everytime when there’s an exam coming our way, everybody have intentions to ponteng including me BUT the only reason why i go to school is because of Su Ning as she’s worried that she have no friends to talk to in class. YOU SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF ME NOW?

Because i’m her no.1 companion/slave in school, i would even go into the toilet cubicle with her and get trapped in the bush hahahaha! Inside joke la this one.

She’s a funny girl and she can make a trip to an event that is supposed to be filled with sorrow and tears(Sister Brede’s Funeral), to a funny one. We would all laugh and scream and joke inside the bus and when we’re almost reaching, we’ll switch the direction of our mouth. to to to

After high school, we’re still as close as ever! Mind you, lame and crazy as well!

At one point of our friendship, we were very fascinated with our butts.

There you go, our butts.

I can say that, along the way, we’ve changed so much and of course it’s for the better!

By that, i meant that we’ve gotten prettier.

So anyways, all i wanted to say is,

Dear SBFF(sexiest bestest friend forever) of mine,

I hope you’ll have a blast today and receive many wishes from everyone and strangers. I really love all the times we spent together in high school and i can remember most of the moments we had! Mind you, like i said, i’m forgetful! I hope you’ll have a birthday dream tonight thinking of 4 lucky numbers and then tell me the next day so i can win lottery. I love you and you’ll always be the bestest SBFF ever! I can still remember your house number/phone number till today to show my acknowlegdement to this precious friendship of ours. LOL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAN SU NING WHO’S OLDER AND 18 NOW. Can legally go tapau sex on the beach in a cincau plastic already!

I love you!

Quick whoever is reading, do leave a comment here by wishing her Happy Birthday! I just want as many as possible of wishes from this blog!