Sha Niu’s Story

Sorry for the short hiatus, I’ve just finished my Mocks and here I am, blogging in 2 weeks before my finals. You know, i’m so sick of studying sometimes, i’d rather be the garbage lady (heh considering the fact that i don’t even bring out the trash in my own house). Oh wells, there are times i’ve been wondering, why am i studying so hard, who am i to please? Let’s put this things aside shall we?

I have this weird habit of taking photos of random objects just to pass time instead of reading that last page of revision book.

Does your dog ever play dead with you? Snowy and Lady thinks that they are of the opposite sex. You see, snowy pees like a boy and Lady humps like a boy. You see, because Snowy couldn’t take it that she’s born into a female body, she wants to commit suicide. *sings you have me suicidal, suicidal~*

Obviously, she’ll miss me dearly if she commits suicide, hence she used her head and pushed the car away. I’m the sweetest darling ever.

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Last day of Mocks

Supposedly a lunch was planned for the whole bunch of people but the boys were too stingy broke (so as they claimed) when TGIF was mentioned.

But that’s okay, at least Bruce Lee (my relative) joined us.

So who went, i heard you asking?

The usual 3 again, minus Ka-yee (not like it’s something new that she ffk us ALL THE TIME).

There was this great deal where for 39.90, you can have one entree, main and dessert! So we ordered that and one fish & chips for 3 person! Hungry yet? You must be thinking that how on Earth can 3 girls finished all that?

Simple! As there was quite a time gap for us to munch on each plate, hence the post-eaten food are like semi-digesting already. And during the time gap, we’ll gossip and take random pictures like the above. What do you see people! TELL ME!! And before you knew it, the plate’s empty.

After we’ve licked the plates dry and suck the manager’s toes to get a free meal paid the bill, we went to Forever 21 to begin our fitting clothes session. Hey, it’s called practising your fashionable instincts and updating your knowlegde on fashion.

Er yeah, i got that shorts.

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On that night itself, i was getting ready to head out for a primary schoolmate gathering. Yes, that is why i’m wearing the same clothes.

Did you just scrolled up to check whether i was lying?

These are the people I’ve not seen for a year or more and they hadn’t changed a bit!

You see those expression on their faces? That’s because i just told them that one of our friends got married and he’s blessed with a one year old daughter. Even the unknown person sitting by the next table was shocked.

So the boy in blue top name is Edwin. He’s only in our primary school for a year and he just suddenly got transferred to other school. Nobody knows where he went because he left without a notice. We asked the best friend, and he said that Edwin went to Kuala Selangor. So you see, we’re only 10 and all I know is Kuala Selangor is a fishing village. So we thought that Edwin wants to be a fisherman and decided to move on with his life in a fishing village to get the drill you know.

That’s my friend since Standard 1. 12 years of friendship and i’m still counting down the years.

Like some movie posters right???

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA I NEED TO TAKE TEN THOUSAND PICTURES WITH THIS GUY THEN ONLY HE SMILE?!?!

So i was reading this magazine, and this particular article says that
real men = emotionally unavailable and hygienically challenged

Broken English Carpak!

Once again, real men = emotionally unavailable and hygienically challenged