Sha Niu’s Story

Warning : This would be by far the post with the most pictures. Enter at your own gatal risk.

Before i start telling you what happened in November, I would like to remind you that I’m 18 ALREADY!

I’m in the TootHood now and I can Toot whoever I want and Toot whenever I go. I’m joining the Tooties!

I’m sorry that I haven’t been blogging for the whole of November as I was having my finals, I don’t even have time to bathe okay. Yes I hardly bathe because kan i was so rajin studying for Finals. After all those hoo haa stress and hair loss moments, we had our graduation night on the day for my last paper itself. Talk about efficiency man!

That’s all my Ssaps excluding Jeff because he’s the photographer. Fyi, ssaps is the abbreviation for So Spontaneous Awesome People. I know right, we’re so cool till we have cool names. The other reason this name came about was all of them are so horny except me. Hamsap, ssap. Get it? IF you don’t, you’re a blonde. It’s okay, i’m a blonde too, but i’m the smarter one!

My Eighteen – 15th November 2008

This year, i didn’t celebrate my birthday like how I would every year. I had a pretty small gathering with my college sweeties. I think i suck as a host but shush i’m not going to dwell about it.

Question : Have you ever seen a Birthday girl getting locked out of her own room?

Now you certainly did. No kidding, i was locked outside for like a minute or two.

They joined me shortly after seeing that it’s fun to climb out of your window overlooking other houses.

The kickass yummy chocolate cake. It was cold and creamy and soft. I like! Thanks sweeties for the cake, I love you all.

That’s me making 3 wishes.

First wish : Get more money to go shopping [Face it, we're all materialistic people]
Second wish : Hope everybody will get laid by 18 [Just because they're horny]
Third wish : Our Lil Secret

There, everybody I love!

Ausmat 2008 Graduation Night – 18th November 2008

That’s Russell and Ka-yee, if you have read this blog long enough, you’ll know who Ka-yee the Hottie is.

People I love and do stupid things with.

He’s a boy who claims that he’s handsome. Obviously someone is telling a big lie here and it’s definitely not me.

That’s my super awesome Information System teacher who is SO-FREAKING-UBER-MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER patient. She hardly or I dare say NEVER gets angry at all.

Our driver or Part-time sleeper[WHAT YOU THINKING YOU HORNY PERSON ] or someone whose going to give us lots of diamonds simply we are gorgeous. *points to the boy*

My Sweethearts whom I’ll miss dearly!

They’re flashers/ducks i’ll see everyday and I will never get sick of them no matter what.

Girls take such awesome pictures.

Since it’s my last day to be in college for Ausmat, might as well terrorize or haunt the building right. Make yourself a legend.

Dancers.

Did I tell you that i’m legal to be a Pole dancer? I’m good at it mind you!

Langkawi Power – 21st till 24th November 2008

Because everybody wants to see so much of each other, we decided to go Langkawi and smack the love out of each other using Petaling Street slippers. Tumpang-ed the bus with Taylors’ students. OMG two of the boys from taylors are such hotties!! It took us 10 hours or so to reach Langkawi so obviously we PLAYED in the bus.

I tell you, the girls are more energetic compared to the boys. ALL of them were SLEEPING LIKE PIGS MAN!

GOT PROOF OKAY! Andrea woke up shortly after that so she’s not a pig. We didn’t really do anything on the first day so i’ll just move on to what we did on the second day.

We went to the beach to camwhore DUH!

It’s consider clear la the water since I hadn’t been to the beach for ages.

What’s a beach without a beauty like me? *narcissism is necessary*

Look! A dead crab! Swan, Andrea and I screamed OH MY GOD when we saw it. Yes, it is very OH-MY-GOD-DING ok! Tell me, when do you see a dead crab everytime you walk?!?!

After the beach walk in the morning, all of us drove to the Cable Car spot.

I SWEAR that it’s so windy up there I can be blown away if i’m a few kgs lighter. I’m NOT saying that i’m heavy, i’m just saying that the winds r THAT strong!

We are sexier than your muscles, ‘macho men’.

On the way out, saw my pet, Hoodwig. Meet Hedwig’s husband. Touched the emotional eagle. I tell you man, my eagle is so cool, it poses for your camera and gets all emo if you take too many pictures of him. What to do, just like the saying goes, ‘Pets are just like their owners’.

I’m a rockstar and that’s my rockstar Hoodwig. We despise Paparazzis.

They came to our room and just sit on the floor. Seriously man, they look like they got locked up for coming into the country illegally.

That night itself, we are in serious need of cocktails, so we headed to one of the small bar located along the beach. We sat by the beach and took out our slippers, sunk our feet into the cool sand. Heaven I tell you!

A drunk woman and a guy sleeping next to her. Should I say more?

On the third day, few of us opted to go for island hopping. We took a boat to 3 islands.

I tell you, the monkeys were so horny that day, or the horny aura coming from my friends are so great, everywhere we go, monkeys were doing obscene things or they just ran around and started humping each other. Coincident much? I don’t think so considering it’s a FEW PLACES we went.

After visiting all the islands, we joined the guys at the Telaga Tujuh waterfall. Awesome adventure man! Flasher Andrea and I climbed the slippery rocks by the waterfall like chickens. We look clumsy but we got up and down safe and sound minus the falls. It was indeed a great experience!

After hanging out by the waterfall, we walked further up to the so called 7 wells, but I see no wells, and all of us were exhausted.

See what I mean?

After that, we pampered ourselves buying going to The Loaf to indulge in their delicious breads and pastries and their oh-so-famous cheesecakes.

On the way to The Loaf, we saw pretty yachts!

What we bought from The Loaf.

I guess this sums up all the major things that happened in November.

If you manage to read till here, Congratulations! You are really gatal!