Sha Niu’s Story

Warning : This is a pure lame post because I want to entertain myself. I don’t go high and play myself. Don’t get the wrong idea. I don’t hate boys. I love them. HAHA WTF? It’s just that SOME are really annoying because they hurt people. Mentally and emotionally.

Okay this is not another one of my stereotypes but because I’m so free right now NOT doing my assignments, I’ve decided to bring my analytical mind to the next level. Level 107 that is. Do you know why Level 107? Because I just freaking googled the tallest bulding in the world. Apparently AH it’s Taipei 101 and they have 5 floors underground and 101 floors above ground so 101 + 5 = 106. And because I have a girl ego, I’ll make it 107. Sounds like 007 eh?

Okay la imagine momo is the boy. Yes la, i damn sad man, i don’t have any boy pictures.

So right, just as the title says *duh like it’s NOT OBVIOUSS*. STUPID BOYS GIVE US HELL LAR OKAY. That’s why u see lesbians are popping out of nowhere like little mushrooms from super mario. Nigel please don’t hate me. You’re a girlboy. I SO TOTALLY MENTIONED YOU IN MY BLOG. Happy? So you’re not included.

I get forwarded emails regarding subjects like MAN VS WOMAN and they’ll show you this WHOOOOSHH many buttons machine representing the woman and a one button device telling you IT’S THE MAN! The theory they ARE implying is that we, hot babes are DAMN COMPLICATED LIKE MAD. Like as though we’re ‘Ln100 = 3493843.34398 X 7E’ < I totally made up that equation but you get the drill lar okie.

SEE THAT! According to Glamour Magazine July 2009 issue, men can figure us out within TWENTY seconds. It’s either they’re damn skillful or we’re not that complicated at all. Really. You should know by now that we sexy creatures are damn expressive. So how is that complicated again I hear you say?

Boys are evil. You know kenapa? Because those ah peks are not very expressive and then HOR they keep to themselves. They’ll just give you a statement and then they have to make us analyse what that means. Thank GOD got people understand and they even got the idea of what those devils are doing and so here comes the drama ‘Sex and the City’, and ‘He’s just not that into you’ book and movie.

FYI : When I bought that book, I thought it’s another chic lit where there’s a fictional story inside and all, and I couldn’t find it under the Fiction section okay! Then i got malas, so I asked the girl to find for me. She brought me to the ’sefl-help’ section. OH MY GOD HOW SAD IS THAT? Because the other books in that section is ‘How to regain self confidence and etc. Memang ego bruising.

So I’m giving back to the society now, I must help girls! I see girls crying all over the streets. I cannot just walk pass them and act like nothing happen. You see, boys are so evil. So please stop making excuses for them because when you do stop, they’ll completely dissapear out of your life.

I’ve got girls coming to me telling me that their boyfriends are busy with work/assignments till they don’t have time for them. Booooo there are no men who are too busy to get involved because if there is ONE, he’s an urban legend. Oh yeah sure they’re busy till they don’t even have a spare moment in their insanely busy day. It’s just THAT insane. That’s bullshit okay. There’s speed dialing, it is ALMOST impossible not to call you. I even ACCIDENTALLY tercall people when my ketiak or buntut terhit my phone okay. See little liars jumping around.

Actually there are more facts about them but because this is one of the common excuses, or should i say, THE ONLY excuse they can think of, so i’m showing you here. PLEASE ASK ME IF U WANT MORE. AH MEH HA MA HA I’m the Goddess. I help people.

You know what, there’s really no point to this post. It’s just me taking a break from my mundane routine of finishing up assignments.

Sigh I hadn’t got my period for 4 months lar! I’m sorry Miss Period. I know how I always ALWAYS complain whenever you’re here and you know I don’t mean to when I say that. I won’t take you for granted anymore so please come back to me okay?