Sha Niu’s Story

It has always been a tradition for my family to spend christmas eve together just having a quite and nice dinner and then proceed to mahjong session for the adults and then gossiping all the way till the clock strikes 12 before we can open our little presents hidden in the boxes waiting beneath the tree! However, since we’ve been wanting to go on a trip as a family for a long time, we didn’t really celebrate Christmas Eve but just drove all the way to Penang together on christmas day itself.

Had a small stop at one of those big rest house and I quickly jumped over to my uncle’s car for an hour of gambling with the godmother and cousin brother. Yes he dropped a card and it got stucked right there in between the bars. Cool isn’t it? Okay maybe not but still!!

After an hour of driving, we stopped by Ipoh for lunch and some salted chicken?

Their Ipoh Chicken Hor Fun is a total ripped off!! Crazy expensive for that chicken?!! PLS GO BOIL MY OWN CHICKEN AND EAT BETTER LA HELLO!!

Went to the famous Tau Fu Fah/Tau Cheong shop situated just right at the corner nearby to quench our thirst and omg it’s such a freaking yummink(yummy drink)! < I have such weird combination of words but whatever!

He likes people squeezing his man punani? wtf I know we look so awesome and pretty!

Yup, that’s the yummylicious herbal salt baked chicken that is being sold at RM16! They are selling a lot of boxes in a day and there are long queues even on a weekday for that chicken! And it’s not just that, everyone is buying by half a dozen! Nevertheless, I guess it is all worth it and make sure you get a super huge fridge to store all those plucking headless chicken!

As we arrived in Penang, we checked into our apartments booked by my aunty and we were just lazing around after the long drive so the drivers could rest. Had a seafood dinner near Sunway Hotel where we can pick what we want from those aquarium kinda thingy.

The dinner was okay, nothing memorable though. Went out with TSN that night itself with the cousins to go to pasar malam. Effing long, walked one hour also baru halfway kanasai! AND THAT TAN SU NING WEAR PROM DRESS TO PASAR MALAM, N I’MY ONLY WEARING A PAIR OF LEGGINGS WITH SOME RANDOM SLEEVELESS TOP! Was feeling so damn under-dressed! She even have freaking make-up so yea no pictures from that night cause she looks prettier than me that night! hahahahahhaha!

Drove to Him Heang for their biscuits. Sometimes I’m not sure whether it’s just an overrated thing or it is damn good. Whenever you go to Penang, you’ll drive to Him Heang to get their biscuits and stuffs. Whenever your relatives or your friends go to Penang, you’ll personally ask them to get you some things from Him Heang. I think I’ll only eat it whenever I get that craving which is once in a blue moon, not everytime I go to Penang though.

Nothing better else to do while waiting for them to buy their biscuits. Comparing our muscles seems like a good way to go!

Went to have lunch at a food court which serves quite a large variety of food in the centre of town itself. Was having a mad craving for Ice Kacang like how a pregnant woman should and it does it justice considering it’s quite easy to prepare it by the looks of it? Okay la i wouldn’t be able to do it but i could if i want to!

Drove to Kek Lok Si temple with my aunt and her family to take breathtaking pictures and have a small bite of the Assam Laksa.

For dinner, my dad’s friend who stays in Penang brought us to a famous spot for dinner that is located by the beach so you’ll get the most beautiful view of sunset while tucking into your food. It was definitely a table full of seafood dishes and PLEASE LOOK AT MY PRAWN? THAT’S THE HEAD OKAY. FULL OF SHIT! SHIT BRAIN PRAWN. BRAIN FULL OF SHIT! hahahaha wtf just wanted to say that cause i’ve never seen a head filled with so much shit before.

Had a Dim Sum breakfast along Gurney then drive home. Byebye!

Stay tuned for how I spent my CNY!