Baked this batch of cookies on Easter, I swear it’s so awesome u want to die twice!

This is Coco the Pugalier. She’s so fat her and all she does is sleep around (HAHAHAHA WTF?) and eat. But that’s what dogs do most of the time. But she’s does that at a level so high you couldn’t even imagine.

Whenever I want to take a picture, she’s ALWAYS inside and then the whole idea of taking my picture ONLY is ruined. And when I thought to myself, okay could take it again, it’s just NOT as nice anymore!

Because she’s so fat I bully her all the time. Hence all the karma I get, FML!

I love how the light shines in this picture and the way it hits on the leaves reflecting a dreamy feeling. Oh hi, maybe it’s God in the picture. Maybe he’s telling me that I should stop bullying her.

But then again, I’ve learnt something in church today. When life throw you troubles, just tell yourself this : SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS!. Strongly applicable to both boys and girls.

I should just tell Coco that. Hey suck it up princess. I bet my sister is so going to kill me now hahahaha!

PS: oh yeah hi jie, i borrowed your shades to camwhore. Hope you wouldn’t mind hahahaha! I was stressing last week so I needed to take the load off my shoulders.

*No dogs are harmed in the process of this post. Just to be clear heh.

WARNING!!: The warning i typed out in Part 1 is still on!! And this time it is more gruesome :yuck:

So when everything is open, we realised that the heart had already stopped beating. Well actually we sort of predicted it already as we were touching the frog’s chest whether there is any heart beat. But since it is our very first time dissecting animals, we couldn’t care less about it. But since the picture this time are extremely cruel and gruesome, just click read more if you are interested to see or you can just close your eyes throughout the whole thing haha.

After confirming the heart is really NOT beating anymore, we asked our lovely biology teacher, T.K Leong what to do next? All he said was ‘do whatever you want with the organs’. After hearing that, our minds started thinking of something, something very mean and cruel. In my group, a guy called Yip started playing with the baby’s tongue with the forceps and his fingers.

Then Simon, my sweetest brother came out with a brilliant idea!! That is to put the mentos into the frog’s mouth to the stomach throught the digestive tract. Hello!! This is not cruelty okay, it’s a way of learning ‘How the food goes into the digestive tract’.

The picture of the mouth without mentos.

The picture of the mouth with mentos. It’s mint flavour okay since the mouth stinks.

That is a picture of the organs but most of it i’ve taken out already lar. Notice that black black thing there? It’s the ovaries, remember it!! Got one interesting story later about it.

And VOILA!! This is the picture of the mentos that has successfully entered the so called stomach which i don’t know where it is. But the point is, it’s so hard to push the mentos through the throat. So Simon use his uhm 2nd or 3rd finger to push it in haha!!

Then we cut the digestive tract and the stomach out!! It’s so small and short!!

This cruel activity [pulling the frog here and there] is obviously not done by my group, I just got the chance to snap a picture of it while the group beside me was pulling it. :grr:
Prove: they still have the lungs and the digestive tract hanging, told you i cut mine already.

Then after doing all these, we got bored and decided to try something more extreme, we turned the frog the other way around and see what can we do about it.

After thinking for so long, i decided to use a spear-like tool to dig its eyeball out, but instead of taking it out, it got stucked onto it and i keep on moving the stick until the eyeball got squashed?? I think because it’s too slippery so my experiment failed again.

So Simon decided to cut its leg out!! I offered to cut it using the special scissors given by my teacher but i can’t cut anything!! Blame my weak strength or the slippery skin of the frog. I gave up and let Simon do his thing. After some struggling he finally did it!!

I know some of you might be puking or thinking how crazy or insane I am, but trust me you might want to think again. This is the picture of the frog from the next group which i managed to snap.

Notice that all the hands and legs were cut off and misplaced?? Yeah so now you know how sweet am I. :yuck:

Before I end this long post of mine, i’ll tell you a great story that happened towards the end of the session.
Samantha from the next group dare TK Leong to eat the frog’s organs and she will eat an eyeball in return but obviously he chickened out after a while. But we seriously want to see
her eating the eyeball. To MY amazement, Simon dare her and he ate the ovaries [the black thing that i asked all of you to pay attention to just now] and Samantha ate the eyeball in just a split second. What to do, the person’s name who starts with the letter ‘S’ is always uhm daring?

However, the next 2 days after this frog dissection, i had a class with Tk Leong and obviously he would tell the whole class about the dissection class. He and his stories. uch: I told him that he is a chicken cause he as a teacher didn’t wana eat the organs. And so the reason he told me was because the frog’s organs contain a huge amount of parasites. *evil grins* And now i know why:evil:. But i complained that i’m still not happy with my experiment cause it failed!! I asked him to held another session again by October and this time we’re using white mice!! Weeeeee!!!! I can’t wait and before that, he dare me to eat the white mice’s organs and i accepted it!! HAH!!! It contains LESS parasites!! Can’t wait for that session to come!! Happy eating people after reading this post. :left:

Note: And there goes the life of my baby frog.

WARNING!!: This is a frogsticide post and it is very nasty. If you do not wish to vomit, i advised you not to read any further. Thank you.

Lately, i’m quite lazy and my fingers just doesn’t want to blog. Anyways, we had a blast 2 days ago!! we did one super-duper-great-and-you-wont-forget-it-for-the-rest-of-your-life experiment!! Boy oh boy it was sure fun till i couldn’t sleep at night as i was thinking all the fun and exciting moments me and my friends had yesterday. We were planning for this experiment a few weeks back and we couldn’t wait till the day arrives!! So as you can see, I as the lady in-charge[HAH im in-charge!! everybody bow down and listen to me!!] planned to buy everything last minute and everybody, yes including me were lazy to bring all the materials and frogs to school and did i mention to you that we are doing the dissection of frog? Yeah we are doing that btw for your information.

On friday, i was so excited till i can’t sit still the whole day and all i do was jump here and there and scream out loud ‘IM GOING TO DISSECT A FROG YIPPEEEE!!’ and yes i’m insane at that particular moment. Anyways, things changed when my bestest brother said that he couldn’t find any frogs and everybody went panicky especially me!! Then i pictured myself dissecting him but heck i didn’t dare to tell anyone about that though TILL NOW. Fortunately, we manage to get 4 bullfrogs from a restaurant for like RM50?? I know that price is insane but there’s nothing we can do at this time!! Just to make this post shorter than i wanted to brag about i’ll just show you the pictures with some stories to make this post alive:blush:

The experiment started at around 6 because our dear teacher was late for a few minutes. So while waiting for him, we girls got so bored and we started standing on chairs n did all the funny poses. Then he came in with all the tools and started drawing a picture of a frog on the whiteboard telling us what and how to dissect it. So we started off by putting the frog into sleep. I named my frog ‘baby’ so let’s address him as baby okay. I catched him out from the box with my bare hands and threw him into a plastic bag filled with tissues soaked with nail polish remover. This is to make them faint. After that, my biology teacher took one spear-like apparatus and poke straight right onto the neck just to paralyse them :yell:. Then when it’s not moving at all, my group(me,simon and yip) started to get all so excited and i got so sexcited!! I mean it’s my first time dissecting a frog after hearing all those stories from my teachers and my mum about how they dissected it. We placed it on the polysterene board and taken round-headed pins to nail its hands n legs. Like crucifying the frog rite?

We took a forceps and cut the outermost layer of the frog(the skin) with a specialised scissors. The skin was so slippery though till i couldn’t even hold it with the forceps so i ended up asking some of the guys to do it*evil grins* :dead: After cutting the skin, i realised there’s another layer of muscles before going to the organs:stress: so i asked the guys to cut it since im being nice and giving them chances to experience it themselves :left: After everything is done we took a picture of the organs before we ruined everything.

Aiya this post is too long and if i’m one of the readers i won’t read too so i’m just going to separate the post, and btw, my long long Hong Kong stories will be up soon after the dissecting posts. Enjoy!!

The next incident was taken place on Thursday and it is way way more freaky compared to the incident on Tuesday. This time we are doing experiments using the heater(it looks like an egg beater) and although it is connected to the socket, the switch WASN’T on yet. While preparing other apparatus for the experiments, the heater started glowing into bright chilli red and heat is radiated to the surroundings and i felt like a pork dancing on the barbecue griller thingy. Anyways, it was freaky lar cause the switch wasn’t on and that thing will start glowing. We stared at it for a long time not knowing what to do as we might get an electric shock if we just pull out the socket like that.

The incident days ago :

Fawn had a dream where she was stucked in the school lab at night. To everyone’s belief, our school is haunted because the school is more than 100 years old. She screamed and shout for help but it was to no avail. She decided to sleep and wait till the next morning where her charming prince(just an expression) will come and save her!! In the middle of the night, she woke up and she saw a dark figure sitting my the corner of the room. Being the curious girl she always is, she went there and try to figure out what is that ‘thing’. Slowly she can feel it’s breathing. She can see the endless length of shiny black hair, and a white cloth below it. All of a sudden, it looked up and said MAU MAKAN???? and she was cooking crab. WHAT THE HELL FAWN?!??! what kind of dream is that!! :yummy: :yummy: :yummy:

ps : and that pathetic pontianak ning go post abt her horrible scar, in her blog and it is named MALUMALUFULALA.

pss : i think every 2 years, i’ll make my friend fall cause 2 years back, a friend whom i always hang out with fell and had a scar till today. So i guess u pontianak ning will have that scar forever. It’s a gift of true friendship. *sobs*

psss : i just can’t stop laughing when i look at this kelian picture of her knee. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1. Closed in the lift
Okay so me and my friends was just going up to our class using the teacher’s lift. In the spooky room. :stress: So my history teacher was taking the same lift with us. And he had to tricked me that there’s 6 floors meaning 6 buttons in the lift but all i can see is 4 buttons. So he pressed the highest button and quickly closed it so that i couldn’t see what floor is that!! So when our floor reaches*which me and my friends doesn’t knows*, the teacher quickly went out from the lift where his hands is still inside the lift pressing the close buttons to close the lift!! THE BELL RANG SO LONG AGO AND HE STILL WANTS TO PLAY US!!

2. Not given papers
In each and every class, the teacher will give us paper or u can call them as notes. I was stretching out my hand for so long as i’m sitting at the 1st row!! And the teacher who loves to bully us every single time skipped me and only give the papers to the 2nd row ppl. So fine i waited. WHEN he finally gave the whole class their papers, he asked who haven’t got the paper, so i was putting up my hand like a moron!! Just keep waving, just keep waving waving waving. He looked at me and he came to me and i supposed that he is giving me paper. He was flipping throught the papers and suddenly he turned his body and DIDN’T give me the papers…
And everybody started laughing at us or you can say me…………

And when i finished my tuition, it was raining heavily with thunders and lightning. No umbrella!! I’m all drenched when i got into the car. And i so wana watch what “the omen” movie is all about.

Anyway, the 1st dream was like super super unexpected. I dreamed that a girl(yes it’s one of my friends) was french-ing me!! EEEEWWWWWWW disgusting!! :secret::secret::secret::grumpy::grumpy::grumpy:. And i was constantly running away from her but she kept on chasing me so that she can kiss me. Oh nvm about that. The second one is worse!!

Here comes the very very scary one!! Okay before telling abt the nightmare, I’m sure most of you that sometime there’s this carpark where you can see all the apartment windows. Okay so i was at the carpark don’t know doing wat. Somebody was beside me asking me to look up the window into the apartment…….

Guess what i saw???