Baked this batch of cookies on Easter, I swear it’s so awesome u want to die twice!

This is Coco the Pugalier. She’s so fat her and all she does is sleep around (HAHAHAHA WTF?) and eat. But that’s what dogs do most of the time. But she’s does that at a level so high you couldn’t even imagine.

Whenever I want to take a picture, she’s ALWAYS inside and then the whole idea of taking my picture ONLY is ruined. And when I thought to myself, okay could take it again, it’s just NOT as nice anymore!

Because she’s so fat I bully her all the time. Hence all the karma I get, FML!

I love how the light shines in this picture and the way it hits on the leaves reflecting a dreamy feeling. Oh hi, maybe it’s God in the picture. Maybe he’s telling me that I should stop bullying her.

But then again, I’ve learnt something in church today. When life throw you troubles, just tell yourself this : SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS!. Strongly applicable to both boys and girls.

I should just tell Coco that. Hey suck it up princess. I bet my sister is so going to kill me now hahahaha!

PS: oh yeah hi jie, i borrowed your shades to camwhore. Hope you wouldn’t mind hahahaha! I was stressing last week so I needed to take the load off my shoulders.

*No dogs are harmed in the process of this post. Just to be clear heh.

And I have another one who added me just because I’m a fan of Sailormoon, what tut?

I was talking to one of my girls last night when she told me about a conversation between her and a desperate person in Facebook. After reading the conversation, I sympathise the person. Really, I do.

I’ve asked my friend for permission whether I’m allowed to attach the conversation here for you people to read and fortunately, she said yes!

To respect my friend’s privacy, names written below have been changed.

A: My Friend
B: The Psycho Despo!
[]: My Thoughts

A :May I know who are you?

B : hey…u may not know who am i, becoz i juz ngam ngam added u…lol, can be fren also wan ma aiyo… ^^ [So freaking gay]

A : Lolz. I have a policy where I do not add strangers. So if you can prove me worthy of being a friend, you’ll find yourself in the friends list in some time? =)

B : waa…say until prove my worthy, i can be a very very nice and sweet and frendly punya fren wan..dun worry bohhh~ come add me msn (insert email) then we chat chat sure nice wan…stranger also can become best fren…LOL [Self-praise is no praise]

A : Haha. You haven’t even tell me your name. Then how can I believe you that we’ll be fast friends? Seriously.

B : ok la, my name is B, from KL Cheras….i’m very seriously tell u already xD [WOH what did your mama tell you about not giving out your information on the internet to STRANGERS little boy?]

A : Hm, alright, since I haven’t officially introduce myself. I’m A.

B : ya, i knew u r A…arigato!! msn can add u?

A : Hm. I think it’s almost enought to chat here since I check my facebook quite often.

B : oic…nvm, juz end here enough…becoz u r so cibai lansi, act some fucking high class even ur dun have class at all….juz a low class fugly bitch who loves to act like a rich ppl and bitchy, diu 9 lei la…u tot u very pretty meh wan act until like tat..HAHAHAHAH!!! MALU ajerrr bye and dun reply u cibai lang and dun act cute and cool, u r not…LMFAO… no c ya [So much for saying that you can be sweet AND nice, I'm sorry but this is just a minor rejection and you're throwing foul words at people you don't even know. How childish is that?]

Have you encountered this before?

That’s Lady when she’s still living IN the house, now she’s living at the wide space behind my house aka Pongo’s Old House. Sometimes, I seriously think she’s possessed by Pongo’s spirit cause her actions are EXACTLY the same as Pongo’s. That’s her chair in the picture by the way haha.

That’s her NOW. Bigger compared to last time but in my opinion, she’s still small for her size. She’s turning One in May 13th 2009. Although she’s about 10 months old now, she’s the size of a 5 month old Beagle puppy. Maybe she’s a cute miniature Beagle!!

That’s my Snowy. She’s probably very depressed right now because she practically doesn’t have any fur on her right now. There was some infection on her and my dad brought her to the vet nearby and the vet said that luckily she was sent there now as if she’s being sent later, she might suffer from severe infection so now all her precious fur is gone. She knows that she looks ugly even though she couldn’t really see herself. I know that because when my dad calls her, she just looks down and didn’t wana talk to anybody.

Looking at that picture now, OMG I LOOK SO CUTE LAST TIME WITH MY BRACES. Yes the word humility doesn’t strike me at all so YES I AM PRETTY LOL.

Oh oh i probably forgotten to blog about this but during the PC Fair held in KLCC last August, i got this spanking hot new shite laptop. Most importantly, it’s PINK!!!!

As if there’s not enough pink madness going on in my room, my dad bought me this Ikea Pink cupboard which is my all time favourite. The thing is, I only got to use it for a few months boo!

All my accesories! Okay well not all, part of my accessories! Didn’t bring all over to Australia though.

My knitted baju(s) and oh PADS LOL. I organised my things accordingly to satisfy my parents.but everything got messed up within days again

Talking about the things i brought to Perth, I damn jialat la okay, freaking overweight by 11kgs!! And the point is, I have took out so many thingsclothes/bags/shoes from the initial things that I’ve packed. Don’t be frightened, I didn’t bring over all my 30 pairs of shoes LOL. You’ll get to know what I brought over soon enough when i blog about my lil cozy room here.

Last but not least, I’ve bought some cute little buttons from an artsy crafty shop here nearby my house. I tell you OH MY GOD their buttons are so CUTE AND THERE’S SO MUCH TO CHOOSE i can get heart attack at that instance or maybe develop some uncertainty disease due to the amount of choices they have JUST FOR BUTTONS!

So tell me now people, what do I do with these buttons? Give me suggestions please!

1. The previous post alone gives me a sky high amount of readers(211?) and daily, I only have like 30 readers or less. Hey how come when i write about someone else, it is that high? hahahaha! But when it comes to me, it’s super low? Damn i’m THAT boring?

2. Freaking driving instructor is so hamsap when I’m driving, he lean towards my side to put that sunscreen thing on the window, LIKE HELLO? PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME AND STAY 10METRES AWAY AND I DIDN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SUN BURNING ME? AND HIS FREAKING HANDS R LIKE ON MY LEGS?

3. And he freaking needs to go to the toilet everytime I drive. Mind you I observed his hands, i don’t see any water stain showing that he had WASHED his hands.

4. Plus, he speaks only cantonese and mandarin. I know cantonese but when he says something like put on the right signal, he doesn’t use the word ‘signal’ but something in cantonese which i don’t really understand and when I didn’t do what he wanted, he’ll asked me ‘Why didn’t you do that?’. I got so pissed yesterday i shouted at him and said I don’t know cantonese!! *grr*

5. I’m procastinating. I study 1/100 of what other Ausmatians study in a day. I feel like slapping myself. I’m stressed because i’m not stressed. Get it?

6. I should stop eating when i’m unhappy.

7. Princess Diaries 2 is so nice. Can i just be like the Princess?

9. I lost one of the library books and it freaking costs me 100bucks or sth. I’m not too sure, I wouldn’t be able to check till Tuesday whether some kind angel helped me by passing it back to the library. *prays hard to Allah, Jesus, Buddha, Indian Gods*

10. I’m clueless about all my studies. So far, i’ve only applied for University of Western of Australia (UWA in short) which requires a high TER for me to enter and i doubt i can make it. Which means most probably I wouldn’t be able to enter UWA and that reminds me that i SHOULD APPLY CURTIN UNIVERSITY BY NOW?!?!

11. I bet i’m so lame, because i missed no.8 on purpose.

Don’t you just love my expressions? Heh

I have this weird habit of taking photos of random objects just to pass time instead of reading that last page of revision book.

Does your dog ever play dead with you? Snowy and Lady thinks that they are of the opposite sex. You see, snowy pees like a boy and Lady humps like a boy. You see, because Snowy couldn’t take it that she’s born into a female body, she wants to commit suicide. *sings you have me suicidal, suicidal~*

Obviously, she’ll miss me dearly if she commits suicide, hence she used her head and pushed the car away. I’m the sweetest darling ever.

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Last day of Mocks

Supposedly a lunch was planned for the whole bunch of people but the boys were too stingy broke (so as they claimed) when TGIF was mentioned.

But that’s okay, at least Bruce Lee (my relative) joined us.

So who went, i heard you asking?

The usual 3 again, minus Ka-yee (not like it’s something new that she ffk us ALL THE TIME).

There was this great deal where for 39.90, you can have one entree, main and dessert! So we ordered that and one fish & chips for 3 person! Hungry yet? You must be thinking that how on Earth can 3 girls finished all that?

Simple! As there was quite a time gap for us to munch on each plate, hence the post-eaten food are like semi-digesting already. And during the time gap, we’ll gossip and take random pictures like the above. What do you see people! TELL ME!! And before you knew it, the plate’s empty.

After we’ve licked the plates dry and suck the manager’s toes to get a free meal paid the bill, we went to Forever 21 to begin our fitting clothes session. Hey, it’s called practising your fashionable instincts and updating your knowlegde on fashion.

Er yeah, i got that shorts.

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On that night itself, i was getting ready to head out for a primary schoolmate gathering. Yes, that is why i’m wearing the same clothes.

Did you just scrolled up to check whether i was lying?

These are the people I’ve not seen for a year or more and they hadn’t changed a bit!

You see those expression on their faces? That’s because i just told them that one of our friends got married and he’s blessed with a one year old daughter. Even the unknown person sitting by the next table was shocked.

So the boy in blue top name is Edwin. He’s only in our primary school for a year and he just suddenly got transferred to other school. Nobody knows where he went because he left without a notice. We asked the best friend, and he said that Edwin went to Kuala Selangor. So you see, we’re only 10 and all I know is Kuala Selangor is a fishing village. So we thought that Edwin wants to be a fisherman and decided to move on with his life in a fishing village to get the drill you know.

That’s my friend since Standard 1. 12 years of friendship and i’m still counting down the years.

Like some movie posters right???

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA I NEED TO TAKE TEN THOUSAND PICTURES WITH THIS GUY THEN ONLY HE SMILE?!?!

So i was reading this magazine, and this particular article says that
real men = emotionally unavailable and hygienically challenged

Broken English Carpak!

Once again, real men = emotionally unavailable and hygienically challenged

This remake of the Dark Knight trailer is so good! A must watch!

Everybody has been through that phase before and once in awhile, we would all think back of our childhood memories and the time where we all once had fun without any worries. So when i was in class the other day, my mind took me back to my early childhood days when i just started my kindergarten classes.

Okay this might sound crazy but I had my first crush when i was in kindergarten!

Other than that, as far I can remember, i used to cry everyday just to get free sweets from teacher! All you need is tears to get sweets last time, no money, hence no worries. I think i used to call my headmistress(kindergarten) Assam Laksa and i have no idea why, her name doesn’t sound like that also. All i know is, i always kena denda. Sth like that la.

Then when i entered Primary school, when i was Standard 3 i joined the boys to go and catch frogs/ants from the school field. Then we’ll build house + playgrounds for the frogs using a few sheets of paper. Interesting isn’t it? I can hardly find one frog in a field lately. Are they on the verge of extinction? Just kidding, they’re flooding the ecosystem like mad. However, during the primary school, i got stupid nicknames like mayonaise/mayat/zombie which doesn’t make sense at all!! I climbed out of the window twice and it was seriously a nerve-wrecking moment because i might fall off the building anytime but it’s fun.

On another note, i was doing my undang latihan just now where i came across one question and i started laughing like mad till i lost my tummy. Good exercise eh? Okay so the question was apakah tindakan anda apabila anda cuba memotong kenderaan di hadapan dengan tiba2 kenderaan tersebut dipandu semakin laju? and one of the answers is buat laporan polis kerana kenderaan tersebut enggan bertolak ansur.
HAHAHAHHAA laugh until can die.

I tell you, when i want to potong a car in front and if she/he doesn’t let me potong, i’ll call 999 and sue him/her i tell you!

*pictures from Google.com

I have a thing for pretty playing cards.

Got the first one in Shenyang while the second one is from Beijing.

I collect key chains too! But one thing that i’m unsure about why is this cow mascot isn’t really famous compared to the other 5?

Stickers showing all the sports that is going to be played during Beijinig Olympics 2008!

ALL THE MASCOTS BABY!

What’s life without clipping your nails with these? haha that was melodramatic. That’s my favourite mascot among all by the way. Fire!!

Since i read*coughs*books*coughs*quite*coughs*often*coughs*, i got myself, wait my dad got me a set of magnetic clip bookmarks.

Last but not least, nothing is complete without a box of chopsticks.

Now, i’ll concentrate on the chopsticks more than the food when i use these. But what the heck, i terlalu sayang want to use it.

What do you think of the opening ceremony? I love the foot prints fireworks!

Anyways, the movie is out since last year and i did not even knew about it! I was surprised that it was not shown here in Malaysia. Apparently, it is banned. What on earth for they ban a tragic love story? It’s not like it contains any nude scenes(which you will cut it anyway) or any violent scenes!! It’s just a tragic love story.

Moving back to reality, it’s the mummy’s birthday tomorrow and i had not get her a card yet. And test is starting on APRIL FOOL!! I hope they’re playing a fool on us seriously. I’m not ready yet as most of the Ausmat students just finished the English assignment which is due today. Yes i purposely went back to college to hand it in. So not last minute.

Heading to Perth in less than a month. I’m going to wear a pink dress and look like a rockstar! I had not prepare a speech for my sister’s wedding ceremony yet. I’m cracking my head but the brainyolk doesn’t seem to be coming out! I want my speech to be funny and not to be the old boring type. I was hoping that, when i end my speech, everybody and i mean EVERYBODY will stand up and give a big round of applause and i’ll start singing serenading them with my beautiful voice.

Anyways got a story to tell you all. Real one la ok. The other day, i came home from college last two days seeing that nobody at home. Ok no big deal. I have no keys. No big deal. Just give mother a call and she’ll come back to let me in. THERE’S A CAR DOWN THE ROAD WITH MEN INSIDE IT. SUPER BIG DEAL!! Called my mum and asked her what to do.

She gave me two options, either i go to my neighbour’s house or i climb the gate. I chose the latter because i’m so shy.

Wrong choice! Now, as you all know, i hardly climb the gate. The gate is super high. I’m clumsy. And rockstar/superstar/celebrity does not climb the gate. LOL. So i put my book at the other side of the gate before i started climbing. First step, good, second step, still doing good. When i got to the highest point of the gate, MY LEG GOT STUCKED AND THE GATE WAS IN BETWEEN MY LEGS. Can’t picture it? Here let me help you.

Yes my dog was jumping. Obviously i was struggling and struggling to set my leg free. But i failed la. So i was up there for 2 minutes. Nobody is there to help me. I’m going to be roasted alive with the scorching hot sun above me!! GUESS WHAT? Those men in the car got down and they were watching like i’m some pornstar stripping on the gate. So i just lay down on the gate before i lose my balance and i will just fall hard onto the floor. Yes the gate is still in between my legs, it hurts alot. You know, at that point i was thanking God. I thanked God that i was not a guy. Cause if i were to be a guy, i’ll be crying. So ya, after more struggle, i finally got my leg out of the narrow space between the gate and the pillar. Hence i got down gracefully like an angel. Show habis.

I took a lot of cow pictures. I’ll be posting them up one by one to finish my post. Here goes cow number 1.

For your information, Pavillion shopping complex JUST opened not long ago. During February 2007, it is still under construction unless some magic show wants to perform in the air. :laidback:

I think if someone would want to have kidnap me and leave me in Alaska, i’ll look like a very happy Eskimo playing with seals and all.

Oh and i found this video, hahaha so cute!! Let’s do the salsa!

Notice that my head can rotate 360 degrees??? My head is so cool man!! :dead:

So the good news is, i waited for my friend to wee wee haha then only go home together. I’m so grateful to her pee i tell you!! Because of her pee, it delayed our time to go home, then while walking down the school, HITZ.FM road runners were driving towards us and asking us to stop BWAHAHAHA!! Not we ask!!! THEY asked!! And haha this is my first time to play all these stuffs.

So the big prizes that we’re looking forward to is the RM100 cheque and Avril’s lavigne latest album. It’s pink!! So i’m definitely into it LOL. Sadly la okay, i didn’t get to win those two. BECAUSE for the 100 bucks, the first 5 person to take out 20cents coin can participate. I tell you before he said 20 cents coin, he said hp(which i brought and my head prefect is standing opposite me lol) and i shouted YAY I GOT!! But then he later realised we’re a bunch of students so no hp. Then coincidently one of the hitz ppl heard me saying i got then he gave me the naughty look with his mouth wide-opened haha. But they changed the hp to 20 cents anyway. :dead: Tiba-tiba today my baju kurung’s pocket SO SMALL!! My hp all inside cannot take out the 20 cents coin. So cannot particiate already lor cause some other ppl got it already. But then at least i got some goodies. I got KLUE magazine, twisties, some strawberry ginseng drink, and facial foam for OILY SKIN! LoL some ppl even asked for more, maybe their face too oily??

Voice got on air and all, will take the pictures soon cause now i’m studying history. GO watch The Swan Princess you people. It’s not childish even if you’re old. And who says old people can’t watch cartoon? I’m planning to watch cartoon till i’m 100 years old. Stop me. Tomorrow is history paper. Wish me luck people. :heart: :heart: