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		<title>My new pet, Ultraman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tian just got back yesterday and last week, he told me that he got me a present. I didn&#8217;t really put much thought into what would it be but I CERTAINLY DID NOT EXPECT THIS!! Yes, I&#8217;ve seen water monkeys and others but NOT TURLE?!?! Hahahaha wtf I&#8217;ve yet to put in into the water [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tian just got back yesterday and last week, he told me that he got me a present. I didn&#8217;t really put much thought into what would it be but I CERTAINLY DID NOT EXPECT THIS!!</p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2009/07090901.JPG" class="centered" /></p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2009/07090902.JPG" class="centered" /></p>
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<p>Yes, I&#8217;ve seen water monkeys and others but NOT TURLE?!?! Hahahaha wtf I&#8217;ve yet to put in into the water yet but I&#8217;ll show you guys soon! And yeah, he got me a blue turtle. Ain&#8217;t my pet cool?!?! AGE 3+ and above okayyy!</p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2009/07090906.JPG" class="centered" /></p>
<p>I tell you ah. I decided to try the 3 day diet thing which I&#8217;m supposed to follow <strong>STRICTLY</strong>, but I munch on tim tams and i ate curry puffs with kuih muihs so I can&#8217;t say it&#8217;s effective or not. So disappointed okay cause I did follow the meals I&#8217;m supposed to eat for the first day and hell it was torturing. THAT&#8217;S the amount of chicken breast I&#8217;m allowed to eat. It&#8217;s yummy though although there&#8217;s no oil used. Salt and pepper are my best friends.  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />   </p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2009/07090905.JPG" class="centered" /></p>
<p>Okay, I did a ridiculous thing on Saturday night! I cut my own fringe okay. There&#8217;s actually a whole lot more of hair than what was shown in the picture. </p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2009/07090904.JPG" class="centered" /></p>
<p>See la now. I like my side view though. Not the front.</p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2009/07090907.JPG" class="centered" /></p>
<p>Knowing that I&#8217;m a headband person/Blair wannabe, I&#8217;m using headbands so often right now, you would think it&#8217;s part of my head. Su Ning said I don&#8217;t look good with headbands with my fringe in front and she claims that I look better like that.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t you think it&#8217;s like those girls teaching you how to wash face?</p>
<p>Anyways I gotta rush back to my assignments now. IT&#8217;S NOT GOING TO GO I TELL U. They&#8217;ll just keep coming no matter how many you&#8217;ve handed in.  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif' alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />   </p>
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<p>Coming up : Apa tu?  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':razz:' class='wp-smiley' />   </p>
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		<title>Genting Trip with Superstars</title>
		<link>http://melissa.momo4ever.com/blog/2007/12/26/genting-trip-with-superstars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 16:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 10th of December, my high school friends and I went to Genting Highlands as End-of-High-School-Life trip. Woke up at 7 to take the lrt route all the way down to the Gombak station to find 2 of my friends already there with bags of food which looks like i can survive 2 years [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the 10th of December, my high school friends and I went to Genting Highlands as End-of-High-School-Life trip. Woke up at 7 to take the lrt route all the way down to the Gombak station to find 2 of my friends already there with bags of food which looks like i can survive 2 years with just that amount of food padahal we&#8217;re not suffering from poverty. But that&#8217;s what everybody says, <strong>Malaysia Boleh</strong>! Soon enough, everybody arrived and the superstars boarded the bus without having to queue up. Like express lane la u know? Damn i feel like a superstar yo!</p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120701.jpg' alt='In the bus'class="centered" /></p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120705.jpg' alt='ladies with shades'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120732.jpg' alt='Pig faces'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120731.jpg' alt='that looks horny'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Being CBNers, we&#8217;re always busy talking or you can say shouting? I don&#8217;t know la but then during the journey up, somebody asked us to &#8216;rendahkan suara anda&#8217; which means please lower down your voice. So i supposed that we must sleep in the bus?  :up: I&#8217;m so in love with the bus i want to touch it more. Gimme Gimme Gimme more~</p>
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<p>Right after we reached, we boarded the cable car and i was super scared, i screamed at my friends for jumping. SCARED LA OK  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />    Hence, they also got scared hahahaha cause i told them got cable cars dropped before. So we calmed each other down by <strong>CAMWHORING</strong>!!! </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120712.jpg' alt='in the cable car'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>My arm is not that long so i only can fit two of us in the picture.  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   </p>
<p>Upon reaching the Firstworld hotel punya lobby, we quickly go and find empty seats to rest our legs. VERY HEAVY OK THEIR BAGS, i think they put rocks inside. Then after 5 minutes, i saw a young couple next to us, around our age lah, they were sitting like statues and had not move for like freaking 10 minutes??? If i am the girl, i&#8217;ll get backache by then hahaha!! We got bored and yes we imitated them. </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120709.jpg' alt='following the trend'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Just call us, the trio lovebirds?  :heart:  </p>
<p>After waiting for centuries for 2 of my friends to go check in, the rest just realised that we&#8217;re staying in a suite and not 2 ordinary rooms. Which means we have to fit 10 person in a room. Share the same toilet with 10 people. Shit together. Brush teeth together. How wonderful?  :dead:  </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120708.jpg' alt='actresses on duty'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>I have no idea what was i doing, and who took this picture? But then again, i put it up cause i looked damn thin from the back HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!</p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120706.jpg' alt='reflection 1'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120710.jpg' alt='reflection 2'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Saw a huge mirror in our suite and decided to kill our fans with these lovely pictures.  :dead: </p>
<p>Went to watch the Golden Compass with Sue Anne and Valerie whereas Su Ning the Pig and Ling Yee Siew went to watch Enchanted then the rest went shopping or sleep i guess. AT 3 A.M, some of us woke up and saw weird things happening. </p>
<p><strong>For Sindhu</strong> : She thought Valerie was going out because she saw her wearing a coat(which is her jacket actually) like those businessman. </p>
<p><strong>For Me</strong> : I opened my eyes, i saw Liew Kim Li jumping on the bed and i thought she was so horny she started to give pleasure to herself wth lol.  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif' alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />   </p>
<p>The very next morning, we went for the theme park. </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120735.jpg' alt='The Miangs'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Went and played Pirate Ship at first cause i love that ride, gives me butterflies in my stomach.  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />   Tell you one disgusting story, before that ride i have the urge to shit so badly that i was so worried i might tershit in the ship LOL. After all the shit worrying, we went and played a ghost ride which i&#8217;ve never played since 7. That time then i was even closing my eyes all the way. LOL the pirate ghost house or whatever. Forced my friend to sit with me and opened my eyes all the way, it was just a moving rock that scares the tears out of me lol. I was practically laughing all the way out.  :cute:  After that, some went to play wet games, Su Ning and I didn&#8217;t wanna get ourselves wet so we went and played the spinning cup which got us dizzy for awhile haha. After that, went back and meet them in their wet rides but they&#8217;re still waiting in their queue. So we got so bored we went across the lake and walked like SUPERSTARS with shades waving at them like Miss World 2007. In split seconds, some paparazzi popped out from nowhere and started taking my pictures!!</p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120740.jpg' alt='Celebrity Walk'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Haha initially i wanted to show this to my friends there only to entertain them, but then apparently the others who were queuing up laughed at Su Ning and I too!! hahahahaha  :dead:  </p>
<p>After that we all went and queue up for a ride in that antique car. Since the queue is super long, we camwhored.</p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120738.jpg' alt='waiting for our car'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120730.jpg' alt='The Superstars'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120734.jpg' alt='SBFF'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120703.jpg' alt='we have red hair'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>After what seems like an hour, our car finally arrived to pick up the princesses to the ball. Hahahaha while driving, i broke the steering wheel. </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120739.jpg' alt='I BROKE THE STEERING WHEEL'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>NO KIDDING!!! You see, Yee Siew was blocking my view with that umbrella of hers because it was drizzling and i could not see the view so it&#8217;s abit the dangerous right? I got mad then i hit the steering wheel and i broke it. Obviously that was just a lie. Anyways, all of us sat in 3 separate cars and while they banged us and all, suddenly they were lost in sight, we got down to see that my friend&#8217;s car&#8217;s engine died!!! LOL!!!! What to do? Push car lah! We gave moral support to Valerie and Yee Siew for pushing it. I do not know how to describe this but i truly enjoy when we showed our CBN spirit even when we&#8217;re so far from our dear school. I realised everybody there was astonished with our GIRL spirit!! Cheers to us!!  :blush:  </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120702.jpg' alt='people of the world'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>That&#8217;s us!!</p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120704.jpg' alt='what makes u stong?'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120729.jpg' alt='Feels good'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Haha i was attracted to that dude lah. </p>
<p>On the third day, we camwhored inside the suite before checking out yo!!</p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120737.jpg' alt='Crazy Celebrities'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120736.jpg' alt='Reading it the right way'class="centered" /> </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120733.jpg' alt='First time reading newspaper'class="centered" /></p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120728.jpg' alt='people with belts'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>After that, we went to shoot balls on papers/pvc?.  :laidback: </p>
<p>It&#8217;s archery!! I want to train myself so Orlando Bloom will be dying to propose to me with a diamond ring.  :up:  </p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120727.jpg' alt='legolasâ€™ wife'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Shut up!! I know i looked fat here hahaha!! Wrong angle la photographer!!  :dead:  </p>
<p>Well i think that&#8217;s all i can say for my Genting Trip with Superstars.</p>
<p><img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/24120707.jpg' alt='the end of genting trip'class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Alright then, superstars back to work and earn some big money for a living. </p>
<p><strong>Merry Christmas Everyone!!</strong></p>
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		<title>Happy Chinese New Year!!</title>
		<link>http://melissa.momo4ever.com/blog/2007/02/20/happy-chinese-new-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How time flies!! Before we can even notice, we&#8217;re already entering into the Year of the Boar/Pig now!! Which means another time to visit those relatives you hardly see nor ever talk before and see those cousins which you wouldn&#8217;t even know that they&#8217;re your cousins unless you are told. But the most important of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How time flies!! Before we can even notice, we&#8217;re already entering into the Year of the Boar/Pig  now!! Which means another time to visit those relatives you hardly see nor ever talk before and see those cousins which you wouldn&#8217;t even know that they&#8217;re your cousins unless you are told. But the most important of all, it&#8217;s time to collect pow pows!! As my <a href="http://momo4ever.com">sister</a> isn&#8217;t celebrating with us here in Malaysia, i&#8217;m collecting the pow pows for her but the problem is, i didn&#8217;t write who&#8217;s whose <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif' alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif' alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />  I can be nice and accidentally gave her some of mine or accidentally take some away <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':-P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>How i love collecting pow pows for her :blush:</p>
<p>Gambling is not my thing but everything is my thing when it comes to Chinese New Year!! Be it blackjack or chor dai di or mahjong? My mahjong sucks la, i don&#8217;t even know how to win Chicken  something or count how much should i pay to the other opponents. But it&#8217;s all nice cause i can go to my maternal&#8217;s grandma&#8217;s house like everyday and meet up with my cousins and play till late at night and watch this naughty little girl running around. </p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/20020601.JPG" alt="hyori lookin outside"class="centered" /></p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/20020602.JPG" alt="hyori being scared"class="centered" /> </p>
<p>Her name is Hyori and she barks at everyone but scared when you try to get near her. :heart: :heart:</p>
<p>Anyways i came across this video which i&#8217;ve seen last year in my sister&#8217;s friends house during Chinese New Year haha. Made me laugh like shit!! A MUST WATCH! :yuck:</p>
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		<title>Pontianak Ning</title>
		<link>http://melissa.momo4ever.com/blog/2006/07/17/pontianak-ning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay it was the 1st day of exam today and we were all reading like mad. Okay that&#8217;s not the point of this post. Su ning and I was going for recess and there is a flight of stairs 30 metres from the canteen. Su ning being the smart girl she always is, jumped over [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay it was the 1st day of exam today and we were all reading like mad. Okay that&#8217;s not the point of this post. Su ning and I was going for recess and there is a flight of stairs 30 metres from the canteen. Su ning being the smart girl she always is, jumped over it and thought she can land like Superman but no she landed on 4 legs, oops i mean 2 legs and 2 hands. Before she land she had to squeeze my leg and pull me along. Luckily for my perfect skills in balancing myself, of course i didn&#8217;t fall. In my head, she started crawling everywhere asking everybody &#8216;MAU MAKAN???&#8217; question. </p>
<p>The incident days ago : </p>
<p>Fawn had a dream where she was stucked in the school lab at night. To everyone&#8217;s belief, our school is haunted because the school is more than 100 years old. She screamed and shout for help but it was to no avail. She decided to sleep and wait till the next morning where her charming prince(just an expression) will come and save her!! In the middle of the night, she woke up and she saw a dark figure sitting my the corner of the room. Being the curious girl she always is, she went there and try to figure out what is that &#8216;thing&#8217;. Slowly she can feel it&#8217;s breathing. She can see the endless length of shiny black hair, and a white cloth below it. All of a sudden, it looked up and said MAU MAKAN???? and she was cooking crab. WHAT THE HELL FAWN?!??! what kind of dream is that!! :yummy: :yummy: :yummy:</p>
<p>ps : and that pathetic pontianak ning go post abt her horrible scar, in <a href="http://flutterbutter.blogdrive.com/">her</a> blog and it is named MALUMALUFULALA.</p>
<p>pss : i think every 2 years, i&#8217;ll make my friend fall cause 2 years back, a friend whom i always hang out with fell and had a scar till today. So i guess u pontianak ning will have that scar forever. It&#8217;s a gift of true friendship. *sobs*</p>
<p>psss : i just can&#8217;t stop laughing when i look at this kelian picture of her knee. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p><img src="http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-content/2006/1707061.jpg" alt="horrible knee"class="centered" /></p>
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		<title>Misunderstood</title>
		<link>http://melissa.momo4ever.com/blog/2006/06/08/misunderstood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay for the last few posts, i know i&#8217;ve been talking all about tuition only. But that&#8217;s the only thing that i can blog about as i&#8217;m currently having a holiday right now but it&#8217;s coming to and end..unfortunately. :grumpy: So there&#8217;s this english tutor of mine in Kasturi, yes kasturi again named Mr. Kumar. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay for the last few posts, i know i&#8217;ve been talking all about tuition only. But that&#8217;s the only thing that i can blog about as i&#8217;m currently having a holiday right now but it&#8217;s coming to and end..unfortunately. :grumpy: So there&#8217;s this english tutor of mine in Kasturi, yes kasturi again named Mr. Kumar. He&#8217;s a funny guy and i like his class a lot as he can always make me laugh and gives me tummy ache without fail every single time. So today he asked all the girls a question and the millionaire question was &#8216;What qualities do you look for in a guy?&#8217;. </p>
<p>So there&#8217;s alot of answers coming such as loyal, smart, tall, honest and all. And so when it is my turn, i decided to answer something that is different from the answers given so i said &#8216;money&#8217;. <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' />  And the whole class started making noises like wooooo or wohhhhh or some even laughed like hyenas. AND some had to whisper the word &#8216;playgirl&#8217;. I wonder why hmmm :blank: So Mr. Kumar was curious that why would i say money. So i gave him the explaination that i thought was acceptable.  I said that when you are going on a date, obviously most of the time the guy has to pay, i said most not everytime, and when i said money doesnt means the guy has to be rich or whatsoever. Oh well i guess the class don&#8217;t understand whatever shit i am talking about they still whisper around the word playgirl playgirl. </p>
<p>Anyway, i so wana introduce the way for you people to get money from your parents. Mr. Kumar was saying this inserted with his funny actions, i laughed so loud and i got a really bad tummy ache!!:dead:</p>
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Asking money from your dad, the conversation that can be applied mostly to everyone :</p>
<p>Child : Dad, it&#8217;s the time already!!<br />
Dad : *hands out 10 bucks*<br />
Son : *perplexed* But But DAD!! Look around you, it&#8217;s the 21st century!! Everything is so expensive now, the food, and everything.<br />
Dad : You know arr, last time when i m small that time, your granfather never give me any money, now i m giving u money, u summore wana ask for more.<br />
Son : Your father is poor, my father is rich</p></blockquote>
<p>Ps: I&#8217;m so going to try that one day!!<br />
Pss : I wonder why dadS like to start the &#8216;last time arr&#8217; story with us everytime we ask something from them. <img src='http://melissa.momo4ever.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_confused.gif' alt=':???:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>The revenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this message from one of my friend today. Was reading it and i can&#8217;t help myself from rolling on the floor laughing!!:yummy: Thought that i might share with all of you as i don&#8217;t want you to miss out on something that is this funny!!:down: I never quite figured out why the sexual [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got this message from one of my friend today. Was reading it and i can&#8217;t help myself from rolling on the floor laughing!!:yummy: Thought that i might share with all of you as i don&#8217;t want you to miss out on something that is this funny!!:down:</p>
<blockquote><p>I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of<br />
men and women differ so much.</p>
<p>And I never have figured out the whole Venus and<br />
Mars thing.</p>
<p>I have never figured out why men think with their<br />
head, and women with their heart.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a sad one from a guy:<br />
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were<br />
getting into bed.</p>
<p>Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she<br />
eventually says &#8220;I don&#8217;t feel like it, I just want you<br />
to hold me.&#8221; I said &#8220;What???!! What was that?!&#8221;</p>
<p>So she says the words that every boyfriend on the<br />
planet dreads to hear.. . . . .</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not in touch with my emotional needs as a<br />
woman, enough for me to satisfy your physical<br />
needs as a man.&#8221; She responded to my<br />
puzzled look by saying, &#8220;Can&#8217;t you just love me for<br />
who I am and not what I do for you in the<br />
bedroom?&#8221;</p>
<p>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that<br />
night, I went to sleep.</p>
<p>The very next day I opted to take the day off work<br />
to spend time with her.</p>
<p>We went out to a nice lunch and then went<br />
shopping at a big, big department store. I walked<br />
around with her while she tried on several different,<br />
very expensive outfits. She couldn&#8217;t decide which<br />
one to take, so I told her we&#8217;d just buy them all.</p>
<p>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new<br />
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.</p>
<p>We went onto the jeweler department where she<br />
picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell<br />
you . . . . she was so excited! She must have<br />
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I<br />
started to think she was testing me, because she<br />
asked for a tennis bracelet, when she doesn&#8217;t even<br />
know how to play tennis. I think I threw her<br />
for a loop when I said, &#8220;That&#8217;s fine, honey.&#8221;</p>
<p>She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from<br />
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited<br />
anticipation, she finally said, &#8220;I think this is all<br />
dear, let&#8217;s go to the cashier.&#8221;</p>
<p>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted<br />
out, &#8220;No honey, I don&#8217;t feel like it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw<br />
dropped with a baffled, &#8220;WHAT?!&#8221;</p>
<p>I then said &#8220;Honey! I just want you to HOLD this<br />
stuff for a while. You&#8217;re just not in touch with my<br />
financial needs as a man enough for me<br />
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.&#8221;</p>
<p>And just when she had this look like she was<br />
going to kill me, I added, &#8220;Why can&#8217;t you just love<br />
me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?&#8221;</p>
<p>Apparently I&#8217;m not having sex tonight either.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Coconuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 13:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As i was walking back with the idiotic Tan Su Ning, she was constantly doing all the UNexpected stuffs to her bestest friend in the whole wide world&#8230;&#8230;me. So before u can say or do anything to me Su Ning, the reason i said this is because i was tolerating with you. A friend full [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>   As i was walking back with the idiotic Tan Su Ning, she was constantly doing all the UNexpected stuffs to her bestest friend in the whole wide world&#8230;&#8230;me. So before u can say or do anything to me Su Ning, the reason i said this is because i was tolerating with you. A friend full of patience and indeed tolerating with all your selfish eh no i meant <strong>painful</strong> acts.:cute:</p>
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Facts about Su Ning :</p>
<p>1. <strong>Pulling skirts</strong> &#8211; Pulling other girl&#8217;s skirts up is a common thing for Su Ning while crossing the road where cars are swish-swooshing at the corner where u are only 0.000001mm away from the car. Therefore, my theory for that is that she is trying to murder her friends. That&#8217;s her way. First of all, when she pulls a girl&#8217;s skirt up. The driver will get turned on and he will get out of control. Hence the car will swissh swoosh to the girl next to Su Ning and die&#8230;</p>
<p>2. <strong>Screaming</strong> &#8211; Everyday, Su Ning will laugh or screams even at the slightest thing. Even when a mosquito is flying. Okay that&#8217;s exaggerating. Anyways, a primary school girl was holding a packet drink of some pinky pinky drinks(the type of pink that i don&#8217;t like) and started running towards somebody at the back of us. She threw her drink into the drain where there&#8217;s this type of grill and splash!! All the pinky liquid came splashing all over the floor while we were observing it. Su Ning started screaming and jumping around like as though i just pinched her arse which never fails to turn her on.:evil:</p>
<p>3. <strong>Squeezing</strong> &#8211; EVERY SINGLE TIME, when someone touches Su Ning, anywhere and everywhere  her hands will squeeze any part of your body. Try squeezing yourself and you won&#8217;t feel a thing not to say that we are weak but Su Ning is damn bloody <strong>STRONG</strong>!! She doesn&#8217;t drink &#8216;tongkat Ali&#8217; also..</p>
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<p>      Well i only can list 3 facts of Su Ning cause if you want me to list EVERYTHING about her. I&#8217;m afraid it&#8217;s impossible as zillion and zillion of facts about Su Ning are discovered each and every single second you breathe. All i can say is <strong>Beware</strong> of SU NING!! I emphasize the word..<strong>BEWARE</strong>:stress:</p>
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		<title>Weird report</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 13:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m actually having body cramps since yesterday as i was doing all the sports practice the day before today. So i couldn&#8217;t really pay any attention in the class as the pain is killing me. Anyway, the tuition today was great except for the not paying attention part!! Ok let&#8217;s brag abt the great part [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m actually having body cramps since yesterday as i was doing all the sports practice the day before today. So i couldn&#8217;t really pay any attention in the class as the pain is killing me. Anyway, the tuition today was great except for the not paying attention part!! Ok let&#8217;s brag abt the great part 1st. K there&#8217;s this very big hole at the top of teacher&#8217;s toilet{as she said la} and her small lil daughter complained that it was opened a few minutes ago. Teacher was shocked and she asked us to locked the door while she went to check for what&#8217;s going on and asked ur to report to the police if she screams. So there we are hoping for her to scream so we can make a police report!! So this is how my conversation between me n my friend goes. </p>
<blockquote><p>
Joanna  : Eh i wana report something.<br />
Police    : Calling from where la?<br />
Joanna  : No.4 in Jalan bla bla bla<br />
Police    : Why u report<br />
Joanna  : Dunno, teacher screaming then i also call la</p></blockquote>
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