You see her face and my face, who looks lamer you tell me?

For all these times, we are always there for each other no matter what moments we had, be it life-threatening moments, lame jokes moments, or even toilet shitting moments! You see, i’m not just saying it but i have PROVE!

For example, we were forced to be at a chemistry talk presented by a boring old man, and we really tried our lame best to be attentive but in the end, we slept away together, at the same time. You see the togetherness?!?! That’s what i’m talking about man!

Before i knew her, i was just an ordinary talkative girl who happens to be very naughty in class and have ordinary friends. Now, the impact on me after knowing her is, everything I do is lame. Be it the way i sit, talk or joke. It’s all related to the word LAME. She’s very influential in a lame way.

There were times where we would call each other and watch the same show(i.e. America’s Next Top Model) and the next day, i would annoy the shit out of her with any phrase that i’m fascinated with gotten from the tv show. For instance, I’m a Springbok. Other than that, we would come up with an idea of taking photos in the class, making use of the things we have in the classroom just to pretend we’re models. (We’re imitating one of the photoshoots taken in a coffin. Yes you imagine that cupboard as a coffin okay)

We are disgusting, wait SU NING is disgusting but I still love her because she’s my bitch and we talk about disgusting stuffs all the time.

Someone once told us that, our friendship is based on arguments because we would argue everyday over silly things like who’s supposed to sit here or who is supposed to be buying food at this time and everything.

But all I can say is, no matter what we argued over, it’ll soon be forgotten within minutes not that because we’re kind souls and would forgive easily. It’s because we’re both very forgetful.

Everytime when there’s an exam coming our way, everybody have intentions to ponteng including me BUT the only reason why i go to school is because of Su Ning as she’s worried that she have no friends to talk to in class. YOU SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF ME NOW?

Because i’m her no.1 companion/slave in school, i would even go into the toilet cubicle with her and get trapped in the bush hahahaha! Inside joke la this one.

She’s a funny girl and she can make a trip to an event that is supposed to be filled with sorrow and tears(Sister Brede’s Funeral), to a funny one. We would all laugh and scream and joke inside the bus and when we’re almost reaching, we’ll switch the direction of our mouth. to to to

After high school, we’re still as close as ever! Mind you, lame and crazy as well!

At one point of our friendship, we were very fascinated with our butts.

There you go, our butts.

I can say that, along the way, we’ve changed so much and of course it’s for the better!

By that, i meant that we’ve gotten prettier.

So anyways, all i wanted to say is,

Dear SBFF(sexiest bestest friend forever) of mine,

I hope you’ll have a blast today and receive many wishes from everyone and strangers. I really love all the times we spent together in high school and i can remember most of the moments we had! Mind you, like i said, i’m forgetful! I hope you’ll have a birthday dream tonight thinking of 4 lucky numbers and then tell me the next day so i can win lottery. I love you and you’ll always be the bestest SBFF ever! I can still remember your house number/phone number till today to show my acknowlegdement to this precious friendship of ours. LOL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAN SU NING WHO’S OLDER AND 18 NOW. Can legally go tapau sex on the beach in a cincau plastic already!

I love you!

Quick whoever is reading, do leave a comment here by wishing her Happy Birthday! I just want as many as possible of wishes from this blog!

Moving on, not long ago, I’ve went to KLCC and Pavilion from Friday to Sunday. Had lunch with my friends.

Ice-cream with Marcia at New Zealand Natural, it was not bad.

Went to the Apartment Downtown since they’ve been getting good reviews so I’ve decided to try it out but i was so full that time, i just ordered something small and BOY OH BOY, it was a BIG MISTAKE.

I don’t like it. Nuff’ said.

Had Steamboat near my house at Hoho Restaurant. I LOVE IT. Especially the Beancurd Skins/Fuchuks.

Went to Pastamania at Pavilion.

For dinner, i had Bak Kut Teh. Now the most important thing about Bak Kut Teh is how their soup turns out but i’m all about the Yau Char Kwai. Call me weird.

So have i told you all that i can’t really cook besides those ready-made food like instant noodles or Campbell mushroom soup. Mind you, steaming vegetables is already a big achievement for me! Two days ago if i’m not mistaken, i decided to prepare myself a hearty lunch.

What do you think? Looks good in the picture to me but let me tell you the vege was overcooked and the fries doesn’t taste like fries.

What’s your favourite burger from McDonalds?

To end this food-y post, here’s a picture of Lady.

What do you think of my new theme?

The vet told me that she’s supposed to be double her size at this age so i guess she’s a Beagle Dwarf.

Somebody is obviously going to get jealous when a new kid is added into the family.

I still love her the most. Be rest assured.

I just put that up because i like how my legs look in this picture hahaha!

As soon as we reached there, we went to the theme park straightaway. Played the Spiderman/Superman ride. Okay let me tell you what happened okay? Few years back, the ride was up and i asked my sister to come play along with me, she was terribly scared so back then we didn’t sat that ride. This time, the same thing happened but i forced to ride it anyways since there is Tian this time around. All is good, we are all inside that human cage. It was only then a terrible feeling came from inside and i just knew that at that moment i want to get out. Now that time, it was my sister’s turn to console me that the ride is not so scary after all and told me that it’s too late to get out now. I felt so hopeless because we’re going on a Spiderman/Superman ride and we who consider ourselves as superheroes while riding that couldn’t even save ourselves from the human cage!

Didn’t really finish all the rides because it’s either the time is passing too fast or we’re walking very slow.

You can see that we’re taking pictures everywhere like some jakuns who hasn’t seen a camera before.

He is obviously embarassed because three of us were spending the whole afternoon together and he’s seen the camera before, so he’s not as fascinated at it like us. What is a picture without teamwork? SO…..*drumrolls*

He decided to join us and be one of Charlie’s angels. Had our dinner at Coffee Terrace(my favourite dining place at Genting!!) Mummy decided to treat us all to a dinner and i was going around taking food supply that can last us all for 10 years.

I have my reasons for taking that picture and a group of girls behind my sister was laughing at either me or what my sister is doing(she’s zooming till the camera screen fits my face ONLY).

Remember Greatest Theories of All post? Well there is one picture similar to the one above.

Later that night, we watched Dreamz at the Pavilion. Yes, the post where i said they gave the wrong information about the location. I didn’t knew that there was another pavilion in Genting Highlands.

Frankly speaking, the stunts were amazing, the live band was great and the magic tricks were awesome! Soon after that, Tian told me all the ‘tricks’ behind those magic and it made me felt like not going to any magic show anymore. They used wild animals as their attraction and i didn’t let go off the chance of taking a picture with them. It was RM60 just to get a picture with the white tiger but there can be a maximum of 5 person in it so we went for it!

Gorgeous isn’t he/she? I meant the tiger.

Outside the hotel lobby, there’s those cardboards advertising the magic show, Dreamz. Guess what i did?

The board was meant for kids, so i had to bent down and look like a retard with a overly grown face.

This board however was meant for the adults, and i had to tiptoe just to put my chin over the board. Whatever happened to the board meant for teenagers??? There goes my trip to Genting.

There you go, it’s hard taking a picture with Tian korkor, this is a decent one! At least i think it is. First stop was Beijing, and 6 hours of flight isn’t a pleasant thing to brag about. As soon as the plane landed, for a moment i thought i was having some difficulty walking problem and the plane brought me 50 years into the future!

When we reached our hotel, we checked into 2 rooms to get some sleep. I chose to sleep with my sister and the brother so we got the room with 3 beds. FIRST THING i saw when i entered the room was this.

Dude, i’m not horny but it’s just that why is there a condom? Wait let me finish my question. WHY is there a condom in a room with 3 BEDS? Apparently, the condom is to prevent AIDS. Oh so strong! Walking down the streets in Beijing, occasionally you’ll see a vending machine kinda thing and no it’s not selling packets of tissues or drinks, it’s a machine full of condoms. I’m pretty sure that if someone is to buy the product, wouldn’t they be embarassed to have so many eyes laid upon you?

Soon after that, went to the forbidden city and along the way, i noticed something strange.

Are those coffins?? On a lamp post?? There was a lot of walking to do and it was drizzling at that time. I felt like i’m a huge green melon with two short legs that is going to fall anytime.

Jumping pictures are hard to take and that was our 3rd take i think. Boy oh boy, i so want to post the failed ones up but my sister wouldn’t let me because according to her, it’s embarassing. But again, i’ll help you imagine. Firstly you imagine us with legs bending and the face is filled with the expression of gathering all the energy we have to jump BUT our legs are still on the floor. Much like, let’s say, forcing the shit out. Walking in the forbidden city is like walking around KL for 10 years. Get the picture of how big it is right now?

Found Mushu’s(from Mulan movie) brother. By that time, i think it’s around 1 in the afternoon, my stomach was yearning for food.

Some weird-tasting food but it’s alright. That’s my meal and Tian was eating dog meat instead of chicken. Had some unique dinner that night after doing some walking around the streets searching for a decent looking restaurant with food that suits our taste buds.

Found this steamboat restaurant that uses herbal soup as the base. We had the herbal duck soup and it was damn good! The next place we had our meal was a big building loaded with DUCKS! 5-storey high or more just for a restaurant which is kind of ridiculous? Every step i take, a waitress will come and serve me, they’ll even help you press the life button! Hence, that is why my friend, we’re getting lazier and lazier because everything is done for us.

This is a very fattening dish indeed, u put it into your mouth, one bite and all the oil will be splattered across your inner mouth. You’ll like it if you are a big fan of fatty food.

It was good to have Peking Duck in Beijing. It feels and tastes different in a way.

Brought Chuck Taylors there. Had a same pair with my sister. I’ve always wanted to try all the fast food outlets in other countries so this is a good chance. Thank god it was raining that time and the food courts were full, so pizza hut was the last place they would ever dreamt of going to.

Went to a restaurant nearby for take-out. It was so good and i love it! Somehow, i like eating in a cozy home. Gives you the oomph feeling!

Lastly, a picture of me before the wedding reception.

On the 3rd of June 2008, my baby Pongo Boy which is also my family’s first ever male dog, had leave us and went to his own doggie paradise or you can call it doggie heaven. I’m not going to dwell onto what happened but I believe whatever decision that my family and I made was for the best for Pongo boy himself.

Seeing you walk into the vet’s van willingly was the saddest part as you never like being in a car. I know that you’ve had been suffering for all these while and i’m sorry for not being able to tell what is wrong with you. It was selfish of me to think that it is just some minor problems that can be cured easily as i’m always putting high hopes that you’ll only die at an old age.

I know that for all these 6 years, I’ve not love you as much as i should or didn’t play nor pay attention to you the way you deserve it to be. I’m sorry i didn’t get to say goodbye in time as i was gasping for air when i was crying for your departure. I just couldn’t take the fact that you’re leaving me so soon. You’re part of my family and I didn’t want you to leave.

It looks like i’ve hardly taken any pictures of you and I truly regret not doing so. Every night i lay on my bed, memories of you and I keep going through my head, staring at the only photo of you with me, I’m dying to see you by my side again.

I remember the times when I take you out for a walk or poo time, you’ll jump and run like a reindeer like a small kid, or whenever i’m taking down the dry clothes, you’ll smell my thighs and your saliva will stick on my pants and i’ll playfully hit your head by doing that. I also remember the times when i secretly let you enter the kitchen area and run around whenever my parents are out and i’m alone. Sometimes, i would play hide and seek with you or encourage you to flirt with my Snowy whenever my dad or mum aren’t keeping an eye on you.

How are you Pongo? Are you feeling lonely up there? The rest of the family and Snowy are still feeling down after your sudden departure. I hope you’re not suffering up there in your doggie heaven or paradise? I hope you have been running around like a free dog and not suffering. Do make a family with other lady dogs and i’ll see you one day. Please don’t forget about my family and I. I’ll always love you my baby Pongo boy. You’ll always be in my heart.

Pongo Lee : 17th January 2002 - 3rd June 2008

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I remember the first time when i first went n get you for my sister from my dad’s friend. I traded you with a box of chocolates. Of all your brothers, i’ve picked you because you stood out among the rest of them. When i set my eyes on you, i knew that you’re the dog that I want, you’re our Pongo boy! I love the times when i play football(using a basketball) with you as the goalkeeper and boy oh boy, you’re a really good soccer player. I’ll remember the kiss i gave you before you go. Goodbye Pongo.

P.S : my sister’s story about Pongo is making me cry so badly.

My favourite sea animal!

Walking around the big aquarium and we’re greeted with various kinds of fish.

Some are so weird, you don’t even spot them. Can you spot the fish in the picture?

Then there was this small pond outside of the aquarium facing the seaside. Kids were surrounding the round pond and putting their little hands into the water just to have a soft touch of the sea animals.

So i’ve touched them as well, now Animal Planet can call me to host a ‘Stringray Show’. Look at this fella down there, nicely flapping it’s own fin? on itself.

So we walk back into the aquarium and look at MORE funny fishes.

Fuh part of the picture is missing! Star shape summore! Then moving on, first, we see baby jellyfishes! Then bigger jellyfishes, then BIG ASS JELLYFISHES!

These creatures are on the verge of extinction.

Have you ever seen a blue fish?

Look at its body. Fruity?

Took me a minute or two to wait for its head to come down so i can take a shot of it. If not, you’ll only see it’s tail moving here and there.

Now, to the interesting parts. We went onto this moving path where you can see all the big fishes above you. I caught this interesting shot.

This is my favourite photo of all the photos taken. Sunshine from above casting it’s shine on the shark making this a remarkable photo. I’m not praising myself here.

Lastly, the highlight of the aquarium.

You know how these aquariums will have a small gift shop at the end of the trip right? They have this 2 boxes where you put coins into it, turn the button and your item will come out? In this shop, they have their one of a kind coin, it’s either the leafy seadragon or another animal which i have forgotten. I bought the leafy seadragon one as it’s nicer la. Mind you, i only spotted that machine when everyone was out except me and my father and the machine only wants coins. I’ve used up all my coins and my father isnt the coin keeping person but i gave it a shot anyway, LUCKILY he have the final last 2 dollar coin in his pocket and i got it. Will post a picture of the coin soon.

Do watch that video ‘Here in my home’. It’s so nice till i listen to it 24/7. This shows how nice it is. Makes me fall in love with Malaysia over and over again. The good things only of course. Well if you want to download that song, do visit here. You can get it for free. Truly a Malaysian song. I will sing it everyday if it’s played in college.

Ah wells, i went there for my sister’s wedding this time. I even took a week off from my college which is so great as i want to escape from all the stress and assignments and lectures! I’m going to break this into 4 parts as I have so much things to talk about!! So far, i have tonnes of pictures to upload excluding the wedding photos!

Again, i’ll let pictures do the talking, i’ll just insert certain caption which means I’ll try my best not to be so talkative. It’s all about food now! By the time you reach the end of this post, you’ll be dehydrated.

Bloody breakfast in airport cost my dad a bomb. I can use that amount of money to buy 88 currypuffs in a nearby Malay stall or something.

Before leaving for Perth. Fuh so damn good la my skills.

Had those in Ipoh Garden Hor Fun, i tell you, their mamak mee is ten times nicer than the mamak stalls here.

The reason why i was there in Perth, their wedding. They look so lovely together. Hahahaha YES i look lovely with my sister too!!

Met up with Aunty Wai Chee in Perth with her husband and son. Treated us for a meal of Dim Sum.

My all time favourite fast food. F-A-T-T-E-N-I-N-G.

All of our favourite dish. SNOW CRAB!!

Went to Tra Vinh, a Vietnamese Restaurant. Everytime we’re in Perth, my mummy will surely wants to go there. I don’t like Vietnamese food so everytime i go to that restaurant, I’ll only order this.

On the wedding day itself, we had a hearty lunch there. It was definitely the best club sandwich I’ve ever tasted.

A better view of the sandwich. Dehydrated yet?

Aren’t they cute?

Not another China sign for you to laugh at, but to those who doesn’t understand Malay, air means water in Malay. So it’s water and water. Okay lame enough.

No idea what this car owner was thinking. Aiyah Aiyah Aiyah.

Clear blue sky. Just the way i love it. Okay i’m going to leave other pictures for the next few posts. What am I going to post up next?

Went to sushi zanmai at Gardens with Marcia during my holiday. I’m not going to talk much as this is going to be a very long post. Sorry for the lack of updates people, been having trouble with wordpress. Can’t update the pictures and i’m also trying to get use to the latest version. So please bear with me for awhile here.

She ordered that. Fresh salmon with rice.

I ordered that, fried soba with veges. Saw that brown thing on top?? I swear it’s moving like it has a life on its own. Freaky.

Second

The long awaited picture.

My mummy’s birthday cake. It was nice. Except the cherry. You know la how those fake cherries taste like. Got those chemical taste. YUCK!

Third

During my one week holiday, I was assigned to puppysit a puppy. His name is AH OW. Pure shih tsu. Seriously, i don’t like that breed so i thought i wouldn’t get too attached to him and i can smartly tell my mum not to be so attached as she loves that breed very much. Tell you what, at the end of the puppysitting period, i was literally begging my mummy not to give him back. The irony i tell you.

Look at how he sleeps. When i call his name, he knocked his head onto the cabinet. Poor fella.

He’s actually very camera shy. One thing i don’t like about this fella is he shits and pee around. I have to mop everytime. 10 times a day. I SHOULD HAVE LOST WEIGHT BY DOING THAT. Unfortunately, nothing happened. Eh why this picture so cacat?

Oh btw, you people should try those cheesecakes at The Loaf. People who loves cheesecakes should go there and have a bite on their soft and sinful cakes. Lots of varieties and beautifully decorated for each flavour.

I had these two boxes for free cause my parents bought a canon ixus 860 IS camera for my sister as her birthday present and my mum got herself a canon ixus 80 IS. PINK ONE!!! So envious! I shall spray my camera pink.

Save the Last for the Best

My Godmother promised to treat me a meal at Jogoya for getting straight A’s in SPM. After waiting for weeks, she finally brought me there with my cousins. Then their parents decided to join us too. Went there around 2 something so that we don’t have to eat dinner. We’ll be bloated enough to last for a few weeks.

Warming up.

Tempura Prawns with tempura sauce and radish.

By far, i think this is the best picture. I like this one the most. Coconuts anyone? I drank 3 or 4 myself that day. It’s THAT tasty!

Yes, you did not see wrongly, it’s a huge kickass cockroach. It was found in my cousin brother’s ice lemon tea. Complained to the manager, and he nicely offered to give us another ice lemon tea from the same drink machine. Uh what’s the difference when the drink is highly contaminated with cockroach shit already?

JUST right after my haircut. I got bangs. Just like a supermodel. I’m so pretty.

Moving on to the desserts!!!

By looking at the dessert section ONLY. I’m sure you can judge how big is the place already, considering there’s the western section, grilled food, steamed food and fruits and appetizers and much much more!! I wonder how much food they have to make everyday!!! It would be a waste if nobody can finish those!

Green tea flavoured cakes.

The desserts and I.

My aunt had the V.I.P. card, so we can ordered 6 extra dishes. This is the mini lobster with mayonaise if i’m not mistaken. Cause we had baked lobster with cheese too. As long I can eat, i don’t care what is it.

Strawberry pudding with little hearts and whipped cream. The cream was whipped. Okay that was lame.

Found this in the pudding. Seriously, is Jogoya trying to kill us or something? Other than that, the food is superbly rocking our panties!!

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PS: The pictures are abit blurry and i don’t know why. It’s so clear in the original size. Must be because i’ve resize it.

PSS: DID YOU GUYS NOTICED THAT IN THE ‘DESSERTS AND I’ PICTURE, THERE’S A HEADLESS CHEF BEHIND ME???