Had a small stop at one of those big rest house and I quickly jumped over to my uncle’s car for an hour of gambling with the godmother and cousin brother. Yes he dropped a card and it got stucked right there in between the bars. Cool isn’t it? Okay maybe not but still!!

After an hour of driving, we stopped by Ipoh for lunch and some salted chicken?

Their Ipoh Chicken Hor Fun is a total ripped off!! Crazy expensive for that chicken?!! PLS GO BOIL MY OWN CHICKEN AND EAT BETTER LA HELLO!!

Went to the famous Tau Fu Fah/Tau Cheong shop situated just right at the corner nearby to quench our thirst and omg it’s such a freaking yummink(yummy drink)! < I have such weird combination of words but whatever!

He likes people squeezing his man punani? wtf I know we look so awesome and pretty!

Yup, that’s the yummylicious herbal salt baked chicken that is being sold at RM16! They are selling a lot of boxes in a day and there are long queues even on a weekday for that chicken! And it’s not just that, everyone is buying by half a dozen! Nevertheless, I guess it is all worth it and make sure you get a super huge fridge to store all those plucking headless chicken!

As we arrived in Penang, we checked into our apartments booked by my aunty and we were just lazing around after the long drive so the drivers could rest. Had a seafood dinner near Sunway Hotel where we can pick what we want from those aquarium kinda thingy.

The dinner was okay, nothing memorable though. Went out with TSN that night itself with the cousins to go to pasar malam. Effing long, walked one hour also baru halfway kanasai! AND THAT TAN SU NING WEAR PROM DRESS TO PASAR MALAM, N I’MY ONLY WEARING A PAIR OF LEGGINGS WITH SOME RANDOM SLEEVELESS TOP! Was feeling so damn under-dressed! She even have freaking make-up so yea no pictures from that night cause she looks prettier than me that night! hahahahahhaha!

Drove to Him Heang for their biscuits. Sometimes I’m not sure whether it’s just an overrated thing or it is damn good. Whenever you go to Penang, you’ll drive to Him Heang to get their biscuits and stuffs. Whenever your relatives or your friends go to Penang, you’ll personally ask them to get you some things from Him Heang. I think I’ll only eat it whenever I get that craving which is once in a blue moon, not everytime I go to Penang though.

Nothing better else to do while waiting for them to buy their biscuits. Comparing our muscles seems like a good way to go!

Went to have lunch at a food court which serves quite a large variety of food in the centre of town itself. Was having a mad craving for Ice Kacang like how a pregnant woman should and it does it justice considering it’s quite easy to prepare it by the looks of it? Okay la i wouldn’t be able to do it but i could if i want to!

Drove to Kek Lok Si temple with my aunt and her family to take breathtaking pictures and have a small bite of the Assam Laksa.

For dinner, my dad’s friend who stays in Penang brought us to a famous spot for dinner that is located by the beach so you’ll get the most beautiful view of sunset while tucking into your food. It was definitely a table full of seafood dishes and PLEASE LOOK AT MY PRAWN? THAT’S THE HEAD OKAY. FULL OF SHIT! SHIT BRAIN PRAWN. BRAIN FULL OF SHIT! hahahaha wtf just wanted to say that cause i’ve never seen a head filled with so much shit before.

Had a Dim Sum breakfast along Gurney then drive home. Byebye!

Stay tuned for how I spent my CNY!

Okay I’ve probably promised some of my friends that I WILL update by last week but I’m sorry that I have to disappoint you girls again as my laptop has been sent for service and it’s been 3 days!!! I called them today and they told me they’re still checking LIKE WHAT THE HECK!

Note : ‘we’re still checking’ phrase means we haven’t got time to check your laptop first so please stop calling!

*fast-forward ten million days*

Okay daddy/mummy called this morning and scolded them big time wahlalalala i was quite scared and let’s say I would be very furious if I was the fella at the other end of the phone cause who likes to be scolded at 8.45am! But it’s a good thing I guess, cause they immediately work on my computer and I got it back the same day itself! dup dup dup so uhm scolding is the solution to everything eh? HAHAHAHAHHA!

Blablablabla I know I’m probably the second last person on Earth to blog about one of the few last things I did in 2009 but wth as long I talk about it. Why second last so odd right? Remember the saying where ppl always used to say that no matter how smart/whatever you are, there’s always someone better than you. So same principle lar this time, no matter how lazy you are, there’s probably someone lazier than you. Backwards ppl backwards teeheeehee!

One of my favourite shopping malls of all time with their beautiful christmas decorations, I swear I could just sit there all day and just look up minus the neck pain lar of course!

When I came back, I put up the christmas tree with my family all by myself just like any other years. Looks a little bare here but somehow I like it better than having the whole tree covered by all the ornaments. I’m getting less complicated and fussy eh.

“Wah now I think back, that’s damn bloody sad. It’s supposed to be a family get-together thing no? Guess everybody just got lazier. HAHAHA SEE SEE THERE’S ALWAYS SOMEONE LAZIER THAN ME!”

That’s my half-eaten Char Siew Pao. I’m not a CSP person and I NEVER eat/order them during dim sum outings but this is one of the MUST MUST CSP to be eaten! It would be a sin not to be eaten! It’s situated at Jalan Ipoh and I think they are only open at night. The pau is oh-so-soft melts in your mouth with their hot hot char siew filling yums!

Hadn’t been eating here for more than 10 years till i was having my CSP craving few weeks ago and I insisted my dad on driving me there or I’ll bug him with the Imma Be song as he hates the song already, and when I sing it errrr..

Since I’ve talked so much without having even reach my main point yet, I’ll just show pictures of my trip to PD + Malacca first!

Started off our journey to PD to stay for the night but I just effing realised I didn’t take any pictures cause I was spying on this guy in the pool with my cousin. Okay la, to make it sound less obsessive, I did play on the longggg rides down into the pool and BAM! I couldn’t hear anything for the following few days cause there’s pressure in my right ear no matter what I do to fix it!

So after the night bili bala in our PD apartment, my dad drove us to Malacca and it’s quite boring lar long roads with chickens and cow aliens around. Decided to take a picture of my dad and all he have was a boring-driving-the-car face. Told him that and he gave me this immediately. I think my dad is funny sometimes.

IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE have my cendol fix in Malacca but sadly the first one was a stupid durian cendol! LIKE HECK SINCE WHEN THERE’S DURIAN CENDOL! Mind my monyetness please but I stooopid dislike durians but I had to force them down my throat cause it’s freaking RM5! Feeling unsatisfied, had the second cendol at a Nyonya restaurant then I told my dad immediately, okay call 999, we must go to Penang for cendol!

The reason I love this photo is because it reminds me so much of the olden days! HELLOO!!! How many shops sells clothes and summore they have that box full of ice-creams anymore???? Wah ice ice baby ling-a-long-a-long!

Keep bisinging my dad to bring me to Jonker Street cause everybody has been talking about it and I hadn’t been there!

Saw this tuktuk sweet and asked the little girl to tuktuk for me so I could buy a packet! But okay la I don’t fancy the sweet and I don’t know where it’s gone now cause nobody ate it. byebye RM1.30

Saw putt chai koh and I bought it no matter how bloated I was cause I so want to try it ever since I’ve seen it in the TVB drama for so many freaking times! Die die also wana lick once at least! Then walk for a few more seconds, spotted this shop selling all sorts of stuffs and I bought my drink just because it’s pink! Yummy jam tarts freshly baked yummy!

While walking back to the car, spotted this tree. Shouted ‘WOHHHHH RED BALLS!’ and pointed at it like i’ve spotted a flying bear!

And that concludes my trip to Malacca + PD!

PS: Look what I’ve done to my iPhone when I found a box of my sticker collection from the past! Call me old fashion but I prefer stickers back then which is just purely 2D instead of those squishy ones they’re selling now hmph

Stay tune for my Penang trip ppl!

SO i’ve made my first big step going overseas this year to study in Curtin Uni in Perth with the sister after not spending 8 years with her. I must say it wasn’t easy at first living with her as we’re constantly at each other’s throats but we did learn to grow out of that. (i would like to believe we did )

Then there goes the fact of living away from my friends and family for the whole year.

Moving on! I’m going to give you my ten memorable things that has happened to me to mark the year 2010!

1.I finally got a new phone this year after 4 years of holding that old piece of black nokiathing and it’s none other than a red devil iPhone!

2. Marshy and I meeting for the first time in 2009 in December FML! Okay this is not really a first but let’s just go with the flow la okay. Truth is that I can’t find any pretty pictures that I hadn’t blog about. You must be thinking, HOW CAN THAT BE CAUSE YOU BLOG SO LITTLE?!??! But *ahem coughs* i hardly go out this year.

3. Following from marshy’s visit, I got gingerbread cookies as presents for the first time.

4. I had my taste of ‘Put Chai Koh’ for the first time. It’s a HK snack kinda thing. Got this from Malacca and I must say it’s just normal sticky sticky stuffs lar.

5. First time in tasting Ben & Jerry. I usually go for Haagen Dazs or Baskin Robbins but i can’t resist anymore when I see that they have cookie dough in it!

6. First Miu miu wallet from daddy as a christmas present. This is the most shocking thing ever! My mum kept pestering my dad to get her a Miu Miu bag so I was just tagging along thinking ‘hell who am I to get a Miu Miu product’. So I was standing around when my eyes got glued to this particular pink wallet and my dad just brushed off saying, okay that’s your christmas present. I swear to God my mouth opened to a metre wide instantly.

7. Getting Ninewest shoes. This was my birthday present from the sister and korkor.

8. Got my wish of getting satisfactory grades in my both semesters in Curtin. After all, it’s my first year studying overseas, so I would have thought that my grades would struggle just a bit.

9. Dyed my hair brown and flaunting it the whole year. I was quite surprised that 3 person came up to me and then touches my hair telling that my hair is really good. Excuse me! My hair is as dry as hay.

K man i love to pose like that cause I think I look pretty.

10. Being able to get together with all my family members in one place. That’s all that matters in the end doesn’t it? Looking forward to 2010 with more of this! Love you all!

Okay man go buy bubbles from Malacca for RM1 and blow blow blow!!

In the mean time, I’ll be celebrating my new years with the college people. Tah tah! See you next year. Love you bunnies!

Love Canon! Pic taken with Lumix! haha the irony!

Had a blast celebrating Swan’s birthday in Sheraton Hotel and *clears throat* many more places in KL with these beautiful girls. Hadn’t enjoyed myself and let loose for a long time and I’m glad you’ve invited me to your party Swan, thank you very much and I hope that you like the present we gave you cause I’m sure we all did have fun playing Taboo thereafter.

All in all, it was a lovely dinner at Dome and a well night spent, er for them at least, I passed out teehee for a few hours!

Once again, Happy Birthday Swannie and I’m so delighted that I’ve met you in Sunway

- pics mostly taken from Facebook

I have lots of posts that are being written in drafts so do keep an eye on them as I would be posting them up one by one consistently i hope! Anyways, just right after I came back, i’ve stopped dieting and exercising and now im squeezing my wobbly thighs eewwww but OMG THE MAKANANS ARE SO SEDAP SEDAP! I must tell you what happened on my birthday! As it fell on a Sunday and I have a paper the next day, we pretty much didn’t have a big celebration but it was very nice of my sister and brother-in-law to get me a hugee cake from the bakery shop.

It was so yummy I had 3.5 piece of it! Now, the presents! They got me a super killer hot pair of heels from Ninewest that I’ve been eyeing on for months!

Just look at that beauty. Isn’t she pretty??? I’ll name her Kaylyn!

Met up with Su Ning so many times to the extent that I can remember how many eyes she have We spent time shopping, and baking cupcakes at my house with a lil girl heart-to-heart talk. Okay more like su ning and mei yan talk cause we talk about basically everything.

Talking about cupcakes, I’m officially anti-cupcakes now because she suggested we bake another batch after finish baking the first one! AND THEN WE ENDED UP WITH 48 CUPCAKES! Who to give? Have to give it to the guards but according to Su Ning, they doesn’t seem happy HAHAHAHA WTH!

Don’t you think that we could actually pass off as being successful? But my dad was so disgusted with the frosting, he only ate one after being forced by me. Ugh, that’s pretty bad I guess?

Don’t worry, there’s more room for improvement but I gotta lay off the idea of baking cupcakes to make way for Fruit Tarts and Lychee cake and many more!

Till then, see u in next post soon! What’s that kinky bikini line?

Yes, I’ve seen water monkeys and others but NOT TURLE?!?! Hahahaha wtf I’ve yet to put in into the water yet but I’ll show you guys soon! And yeah, he got me a blue turtle. Ain’t my pet cool?!?! AGE 3+ and above okayyy!

I tell you ah. I decided to try the 3 day diet thing which I’m supposed to follow STRICTLY, but I munch on tim tams and i ate curry puffs with kuih muihs so I can’t say it’s effective or not. So disappointed okay cause I did follow the meals I’m supposed to eat for the first day and hell it was torturing. THAT’S the amount of chicken breast I’m allowed to eat. It’s yummy though although there’s no oil used. Salt and pepper are my best friends.

Okay, I did a ridiculous thing on Saturday night! I cut my own fringe okay. There’s actually a whole lot more of hair than what was shown in the picture.

See la now. I like my side view though. Not the front.

Knowing that I’m a headband person/Blair wannabe, I’m using headbands so often right now, you would think it’s part of my head. Su Ning said I don’t look good with headbands with my fringe in front and she claims that I look better like that.

Don’t you think it’s like those girls teaching you how to wash face?

Anyways I gotta rush back to my assignments now. IT’S NOT GOING TO GO I TELL U. They’ll just keep coming no matter how many you’ve handed in.

Coming up : Apa tu?

Dear Malaysia,

I’m sorry I’ve left you for another man, Australia for the mean time. I’m just trying to take advantage of this man so that I can pursue a better future. He’s giving me education but you know I HAVE TO COMPLAIN TO YOU LAR! It’s YOUR DAY tomorrow and clearly, he’s unaware of it meaning I have to go and date ‘him’ tomorrow at Uni. I have to say that this would be the first time in 19 years that I’m unable to celebrate it by singing your love songs(like Tanggal 31? shit man is that how u spell?) with other dying hard fans of yours. But you have to know that even though I’m far away from you, you would still have my undying love okie?

Lots of sayanggggggggg!
Your only one.

Even though you don’t look good in this picture. You’re perfectly beautiful to me. Aiyo lovey much? I’m just going to wear blue, red, yellow and white to Uni tomorrow LA!

PS: Shit, I just realised I’m dating a 52 year old boyfriend.

Happy Merdeka boyfriend.

1. I’ve won a contest from Tongue in Chic!!!! It’s the 23rd August one.

2. I’ve been dieting so hard for the past two weeks and it was a SUCCESS! I lost two kgs. But this freaking week, it all went back to square one because it’s the freaking holidays.

3. I love watching The Parents Trap movie by Lindsay Lohan and Enchanted and BRIDE WARS!!! These movies give me the warm peanut buttery milk honey feeling. They all have happy endings.

4. Okay this one is obvious. JEEKALAAABOMBOM, I’ve changed my blog template! New header filled with pictures of my pretty face. New colour combination. Wider space for the contents and everything.

5. I found one picture of myself. Back when i was a kid. HA! So cute! Can I have myself as my own daughter? Oh wait i want twins of myself! omg gaganess!

MUMMY!! What happened to that Pongo soft toy? And my Pikachu one? *sniffs < small girl moment.

Anyways I’ll be blogging soon again! I wonder what’s coming up tomorrow night. *wondersss

Okay this is not another one of my stereotypes but because I’m so free right now NOT doing my assignments, I’ve decided to bring my analytical mind to the next level. Level 107 that is. Do you know why Level 107? Because I just freaking googled the tallest bulding in the world. Apparently AH it’s Taipei 101 and they have 5 floors underground and 101 floors above ground so 101 + 5 = 106. And because I have a girl ego, I’ll make it 107. Sounds like 007 eh?

Okay la imagine momo is the boy. Yes la, i damn sad man, i don’t have any boy pictures.

So right, just as the title says *duh like it’s NOT OBVIOUSS*. STUPID BOYS GIVE US HELL LAR OKAY. That’s why u see lesbians are popping out of nowhere like little mushrooms from super mario. Nigel please don’t hate me. You’re a girlboy. I SO TOTALLY MENTIONED YOU IN MY BLOG. Happy? So you’re not included.

I get forwarded emails regarding subjects like MAN VS WOMAN and they’ll show you this WHOOOOSHH many buttons machine representing the woman and a one button device telling you IT’S THE MAN! The theory they ARE implying is that we, hot babes are DAMN COMPLICATED LIKE MAD. Like as though we’re ‘Ln100 = 3493843.34398 X 7E’ < I totally made up that equation but you get the drill lar okie.

SEE THAT! According to Glamour Magazine July 2009 issue, men can figure us out within TWENTY seconds. It’s either they’re damn skillful or we’re not that complicated at all. Really. You should know by now that we sexy creatures are damn expressive. So how is that complicated again I hear you say?

Boys are evil. You know kenapa? Because those ah peks are not very expressive and then HOR they keep to themselves. They’ll just give you a statement and then they have to make us analyse what that means. Thank GOD got people understand and they even got the idea of what those devils are doing and so here comes the drama ‘Sex and the City’, and ‘He’s just not that into you’ book and movie.

FYI : When I bought that book, I thought it’s another chic lit where there’s a fictional story inside and all, and I couldn’t find it under the Fiction section okay! Then i got malas, so I asked the girl to find for me. She brought me to the ’sefl-help’ section. OH MY GOD HOW SAD IS THAT? Because the other books in that section is ‘How to regain self confidence and etc. Memang ego bruising.

So I’m giving back to the society now, I must help girls! I see girls crying all over the streets. I cannot just walk pass them and act like nothing happen. You see, boys are so evil. So please stop making excuses for them because when you do stop, they’ll completely dissapear out of your life.

I’ve got girls coming to me telling me that their boyfriends are busy with work/assignments till they don’t have time for them. Booooo there are no men who are too busy to get involved because if there is ONE, he’s an urban legend. Oh yeah sure they’re busy till they don’t even have a spare moment in their insanely busy day. It’s just THAT insane. That’s bullshit okay. There’s speed dialing, it is ALMOST impossible not to call you. I even ACCIDENTALLY tercall people when my ketiak or buntut terhit my phone okay. See little liars jumping around.

Actually there are more facts about them but because this is one of the common excuses, or should i say, THE ONLY excuse they can think of, so i’m showing you here. PLEASE ASK ME IF U WANT MORE. AH MEH HA MA HA I’m the Goddess. I help people.

You know what, there’s really no point to this post. It’s just me taking a break from my mundane routine of finishing up assignments.

Sigh I hadn’t got my period for 4 months lar! I’m sorry Miss Period. I know how I always ALWAYS complain whenever you’re here and you know I don’t mean to when I say that. I won’t take you for granted anymore so please come back to me okay?