Sha Niu’s Story

HELLOO people!!! I miss blogging here so much but fear not, i’m back! I know that everybody was forgiving for my actions of not blogging before this due to exams and stress the lazy attitude but alas, i’m taking a hugeee 3 months summer break back in Malaysia! SHOPPING since it’s sale everywhere!!!

I have lots of posts that are being written in drafts so do keep an eye on them as I would be posting them up one by one consistently i hope! Anyways, just right after I came back, i’ve stopped dieting and exercising and now im squeezing my wobbly thighs eewwww but OMG THE MAKANANS ARE SO SEDAP SEDAP! I must tell you what happened on my birthday! As it fell on a Sunday and I have a paper the next day, we pretty much didn’t have a big celebration but it was very nice of my sister and brother-in-law to get me a hugee cake from the bakery shop.

It was so yummy I had 3.5 piece of it! Now, the presents! They got me a super killer hot pair of heels from Ninewest that I’ve been eyeing on for months!

Just look at that beauty. Isn’t she pretty??? I’ll name her Kaylyn!

Met up with Su Ning so many times to the extent that I can remember how many eyes she have We spent time shopping, and baking cupcakes at my house with a lil girl heart-to-heart talk. Okay more like su ning and mei yan talk cause we talk about basically everything.

Talking about cupcakes, I’m officially anti-cupcakes now because she suggested we bake another batch after finish baking the first one! AND THEN WE ENDED UP WITH 48 CUPCAKES! Who to give? Have to give it to the guards but according to Su Ning, they doesn’t seem happy HAHAHAHA WTH!

Don’t you think that we could actually pass off as being successful? But my dad was so disgusted with the frosting, he only ate one after being forced by me. Ugh, that’s pretty bad I guess?

Don’t worry, there’s more room for improvement but I gotta lay off the idea of baking cupcakes to make way for Fruit Tarts and Lychee cake and many more!

Till then, see u in next post soon! What’s that kinky bikini line?

Dear Malaysia,

I’m sorry I’ve left you for another man, Australia for the mean time. I’m just trying to take advantage of this man so that I can pursue a better future. He’s giving me education but you know I HAVE TO COMPLAIN TO YOU LAR! It’s YOUR DAY tomorrow and clearly, he’s unaware of it meaning I have to go and date ‘him’ tomorrow at Uni. I have to say that this would be the first time in 19 years that I’m unable to celebrate it by singing your love songs(like Tanggal 31? shit man is that how u spell?) with other dying hard fans of yours. But you have to know that even though I’m far away from you, you would still have my undying love okie?

Lots of sayanggggggggg!
Your only one.

Even though you don’t look good in this picture. You’re perfectly beautiful to me. Aiyo lovey much? I’m just going to wear blue, red, yellow and white to Uni tomorrow LA!

PS: Shit, I just realised I’m dating a 52 year old boyfriend.

Happy Merdeka boyfriend.

Warning : This is a pure lame post because I want to entertain myself. I don’t go high and play myself. Don’t get the wrong idea. I don’t hate boys. I love them. HAHA WTF? It’s just that SOME are really annoying because they hurt people. Mentally and emotionally.

Okay this is not another one of my stereotypes but because I’m so free right now NOT doing my assignments, I’ve decided to bring my analytical mind to the next level. Level 107 that is. Do you know why Level 107? Because I just freaking googled the tallest bulding in the world. Apparently AH it’s Taipei 101 and they have 5 floors underground and 101 floors above ground so 101 + 5 = 106. And because I have a girl ego, I’ll make it 107. Sounds like 007 eh?

Okay la imagine momo is the boy. Yes la, i damn sad man, i don’t have any boy pictures.

So right, just as the title says *duh like it’s NOT OBVIOUSS*. STUPID BOYS GIVE US HELL LAR OKAY. That’s why u see lesbians are popping out of nowhere like little mushrooms from super mario. Nigel please don’t hate me. You’re a girlboy. I SO TOTALLY MENTIONED YOU IN MY BLOG. Happy? So you’re not included.

I get forwarded emails regarding subjects like MAN VS WOMAN and they’ll show you this WHOOOOSHH many buttons machine representing the woman and a one button device telling you IT’S THE MAN! The theory they ARE implying is that we, hot babes are DAMN COMPLICATED LIKE MAD. Like as though we’re ‘Ln100 = 3493843.34398 X 7E’ < I totally made up that equation but you get the drill lar okie.

SEE THAT! According to Glamour Magazine July 2009 issue, men can figure us out within TWENTY seconds. It’s either they’re damn skillful or we’re not that complicated at all. Really. You should know by now that we sexy creatures are damn expressive. So how is that complicated again I hear you say?

Boys are evil. You know kenapa? Because those ah peks are not very expressive and then HOR they keep to themselves. They’ll just give you a statement and then they have to make us analyse what that means. Thank GOD got people understand and they even got the idea of what those devils are doing and so here comes the drama ‘Sex and the City’, and ‘He’s just not that into you’ book and movie.

FYI : When I bought that book, I thought it’s another chic lit where there’s a fictional story inside and all, and I couldn’t find it under the Fiction section okay! Then i got malas, so I asked the girl to find for me. She brought me to the ’sefl-help’ section. OH MY GOD HOW SAD IS THAT? Because the other books in that section is ‘How to regain self confidence and etc. Memang ego bruising.

So I’m giving back to the society now, I must help girls! I see girls crying all over the streets. I cannot just walk pass them and act like nothing happen. You see, boys are so evil. So please stop making excuses for them because when you do stop, they’ll completely dissapear out of your life.

I’ve got girls coming to me telling me that their boyfriends are busy with work/assignments till they don’t have time for them. Booooo there are no men who are too busy to get involved because if there is ONE, he’s an urban legend. Oh yeah sure they’re busy till they don’t even have a spare moment in their insanely busy day. It’s just THAT insane. That’s bullshit okay. There’s speed dialing, it is ALMOST impossible not to call you. I even ACCIDENTALLY tercall people when my ketiak or buntut terhit my phone okay. See little liars jumping around.

Actually there are more facts about them but because this is one of the common excuses, or should i say, THE ONLY excuse they can think of, so i’m showing you here. PLEASE ASK ME IF U WANT MORE. AH MEH HA MA HA I’m the Goddess. I help people.

You know what, there’s really no point to this post. It’s just me taking a break from my mundane routine of finishing up assignments.

Sigh I hadn’t got my period for 4 months lar! I’m sorry Miss Period. I know how I always ALWAYS complain whenever you’re here and you know I don’t mean to when I say that. I won’t take you for granted anymore so please come back to me okay?